OT: Just bought a boat and I need to name it...

Submitted by Helloheisman on

So I just took the plunge and bought a boat. I figured it should be something fun to help pass the time until September gets here. However, I hear its bad luck to own a boat without a name. I was thinking of something cliche like Bo or Dilithium but neither is really original... Any thoughts?

taistreetsmyhero

June 27th, 2014 at 10:03 PM ^

then call it shoelace.

if it's a really tall yacht then call it tacopants.

if it's a pretty sailboat then call it "under the lights."

if it's a boat that plays not to lose then call it the S.S. Carr.

 

 

MadMatt

June 27th, 2014 at 10:46 PM ^

Of course any boat owner will tell you it won't be long before you'll want to trade up for one that's 2 feet bigger, and you do realize what you will have to name that one.

Sleepy

June 27th, 2014 at 11:00 PM ^

"...and bought a boat. I figured it should be something fun to help pass the time until September gets here." Go with The Humblebrag.