OT: Just bought a boat and I need to name it...
So I just took the plunge and bought a boat. I figured it should be something fun to help pass the time until September gets here. However, I hear its bad luck to own a boat without a name. I was thinking of something cliche like Bo or Dilithium but neither is really original... Any thoughts?
3-3-5
/boat gets run over by a huge craft from Wisconsin
I thought you would offer up The Sugar or Diabetus (spelled intentionally).
kistler? is that you? you should have already named your sailboat, unless this is a new purchase?
FWIW, the name of Brimley's boat above is the SS Gerg IMO
Stop hitting on me.
Lil Bandit
Lil Bandit
Shit. Sorry.
I don't care much for shit. sorry lol
The S.S. Beilein.
True.
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
The largest money hole I ever owned. Sold it at a huge loss and still saved money.
She Doesn't Know.
The Other Woman.
(neither of those are exactly original, either, but I like 'em.)
Scotty doesn't know!
If anyone hasn't seen Eurotrip I highly suggest it.
Name it "My Penis."
Then you can tell everyone how big it is, and how many chicks have been on it.
Similarly, if he called it "Cross Fit" he could post on the internet every time he got on the boat, cleaned it or thought about it. The boat could cause him to change his diet as well.
JK. Seriously though, I love CrossFit. I know it gets a bad rap and its fun to make fun of but I really enjoy it.
#HatersGonnaHate
Now "Blow my WoD" would be a good boat name.
Dave Brandon's Noodle
My Noodle
The Wow Experience
Dexter Who
I'm sure any of those names will be sure to impress the ladies.
Call it the BOat
Just don't scratch anyone's anchor.
Get your foot off the boat!
Smails Sails
..but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat ! ahHaha ahHaha ahHaha
The day he buys the boat and the day he sells the boat!!!
"Pepper me with Roses"
Titanic
too soon?
Matty's Swag
FlaBlue's Money Pit
A Nu Start!
name the boat Craig James Killed Five Hookers
or, Remember The Five
or the less obvious CJK5H. That doesn't exactly roll off the tongue though.
The filthy oar