So, I know this is way, way OT, but it's just too good to pass up.
Long recognized super-genius and Orator to kings and Gods alike, Jose Canseco, explains gravity. <<link
Is he setting up an insanity defense for something the feds are after him for? Or is this just a cautionary tale about the dangers of roids?
Seems pretty legit to me.
Don't be ridiculous
Everyone knows the gravity had nothing to do with flying dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs flew in F-14s!
Dinosaurs flying F-14s builds
Dinosaurs flying F-14s builds character.
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
Last year you said diarrhea
Last year you said diarrhea builds character
Admitting
To admit you have a case of the diarrhea one must have shit loads of character which can only be built by having diarrhea. Get it? got it? good!
If you spell Crisler like the car company you should hand in your fan card before the next meeting.... Same goes for Ferry Field
reminds me of people who call into science friday on NPR
And explain their revolutionary new "theory" to Nobel Prize winning scientists...
"That's right. It's an off-tackle play. It's coming right over you. And there's not a thing you can do about it."
For those who don't want to
For those who don't want to click the link, this about sums it up:
"The land was farther away from the core and had much less gravity so bigness could develop and dominate"
Interesting Theory...
It's interesting that, in a single tweet, Jose Canseco suddenly comes up with his own take on one of the main assumptions of Gauss' Law For Gravity (that gravity would decrease linearly to zero as you approach the core). He fails to mention that the Earth is not of uniform density nor is it a perfect sphere, of course, but then, it didn't seem like Canseco was willing to get into much detail regarding the theoretical foundations of his assertion. That being said, given what he said, why is Canseco not plunging towards the core (assuming that he believes that attraction increases as you go deeper into the Earth) as we speak?
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
He's a genius!
He's a genius!
"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"
Reminds me of this for some
Reminds me of this for some reason.
Yeeeeaaaaa, not the greatest
Yeeeeaaaaa, not the greatest orator, but a damn fine football coach. If I had to choose, I'll take the latter, and luckily for us, that is what we have.
University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz
To further digress...
Not sure why, but that video you posted reminded me of this little MGo gem...
If those were his own
If those were his own thoughts I'd be impressed. Though wrong they are very creative and thoughtful in un-schooled ancient man kind of way. Sad they aren't even his thoughts, took it from some freak named Ted Holden.
From the comments:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/02/19/show-your-work-josecanseco/
These comments would be
These comments would be creative for a 12 year old.
/°>
Yeah, I was going to say that
Yeah, I was going to say that this actually displayed pretty intelligent thinking. Of course it had to be plagiarized.
Wow...
Only other famous person I know who said something about gravity is Jesse Ventura a few years ago. "If you don't believe in the theory of gravity, go jump off a building and see if you're right."
I wish Jesse didn't believe
I wish Jesse didn't believe in gravity.
Vice.com
His credibility fell a long
His credibility fell a long time ago
This was around the time his
This was around the time his testicles shriveled up right? His credibility moved in to take their place
If you spell Crisler like the car company you should hand in your fan card before the next meeting.... Same goes for Ferry Field
Seems pretty legit to me.