This is just silliness. If you have had to watch enough Thomas the Train with your kids, you can appreciate this.
Sir Flopham Fatt needs his collection of porcelin erotic lobster figurines transported across the mountain. Only John the Train under the grand master's tutelage can make it over the mountain navigating defenses showing triceratops pre-snap. Will John make it or be derailed on his journey? It is at least worth the click if only to see the photoshop of fat Charlie.