OT? Joey Bosa to hold out if drafted by the Baltimore Ravens
In typical Ohio State Mouthbreathing fashion, Joey Bosa is potentially throwing a wrench into the upcoming NFL Draft:
Joey Bosa has come forward saying, "I will hold out if drafted by the Baltimore Ravens". A huge blow to what could be a great pick-up in the 2016 NFL Draft.
Apparently, the lure of the NFL millions doesn't overcome his distaste for the Harbaugh name and the Wolverines:
According to multiple sources a big reason for the hold-out involves John Harbaugh's brother, Jim, and coaching the Michigan Wolverines. Apparently the rivalry stems even to the professional level.
When reached for comment, Joey reacted with:
****April Fools****
Nice
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0/10
so he can stay in OH and play in the armpit of the NFL universe where he belongs
The person who started this thread should be forced to empty septic tanks for one month. Without gloves. Naked, in fact.
I had mine up north pumped a couple years ago. When the dude came to the door to get his check when the job was done, he had human feces on his hat, face, shoulder and arm. I just handed him the check and said, "Wow, you are a stronger man than me."
with the windows open after that.
I believed and got riled up at Bosa
Then I saw the joke and got mad at you
Then I laughed
9.2/10 April Fools joke, would fall for again.
It's like open mic night at a comedy bar for people who like Dad jokes
I went ALL DAY not being tricked by anything. This got me.
right? April fools
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This is so believable.
John Elway didn't think that way funny.
Like other said great idea bad execution..the "accoring to mulitple sources" paragraph is a dead give away. No one who writes for a living writes that poorly. ( Not even Drew Sharp
I can't take credit for the article...not that I want to. LOL
I'LL ALLOW IT
Damn it. Damn you.
The commenters are polarized
If this was real, Baltimore would be thankful in a few years when he's cut in camp again.
I mean seriously I ought to be able to. I'm fucking 56, a Michigan graduate who's done pretty well in business BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I'M UNFUCKINGABLE TO SEE AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE BEFORE SOMEBODY SAYS "APRIL FOOLS".
I mean I fall for ALL of them. Each and every one without fail. And what's even more amazing is I can fall for one, forget about if for five minutes and then fall for one all over again.
exactly what you're saying. I read the original article and was all full of Faux Outrage that I literally said to myself: "Fuck Joey Bosa"....then caught the end of the article, and said "Fuck me."...
But then I said: "Fuck Joey Bosa anyways.".
I want both teams to get better and do so fast. And while I happen to football-hate Joey Bosa for reasons I should think obvious (plus, he seems like he's probably kind of a basic douche-bro) there's no denying his talent.
That said, I kind of hope the Browns don't draft him, for HIS sake. Because after having watched that clusterf*ck of a team for most of my adult life, I can't bring myself to wish playing on the Browns on even my worst enemy.
Joey Bosa is a 5-star asshole anyway one looks at it and pursuant to any standards.
Thanks for the laugh!
If he said it jokingly, then whatever. But if he meant it, he's a fucking idiot.
Million dollar talent and a ten cent head.
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