Wow. Has anyone seen any of these commercials? Pretty creepy that Jimmy Johnson wants you to know he likes to "go long." And how about the offer: a free weeks supply of boner pills and a chance to eat dinner with the boner pill spokesman. AWESOME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lCku52Y_YE
I get it
Interesting......
Jimmy Johnson must be proud to carry on the legacy of Ron Jeremy.
I was actually shocked that
I was actually shocked that he would lend his name to this product. They must have given him a crap load of money.
I've been called the songbird of my generation, by those who have heard me. THAT GOOD
Or
He was really hurting for money.
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish"
It would be sad
if he was hurting for cash, I'm sure FOX pays him well.
Although to have hair like his must cost a pretty penny.
http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble
Woah.
Looks like someone is a little short on cash these days...
BUT NOT ON ANYTHING ELSE!! ba-dum-CRASH!
Woah.
Looks like someone is a little short on cash these days...
BUT NOT ON ANYTHING ELSE!! ba-dum-CRASH!
Edit: witty double post comment
Could be worse
I keep waiting for this thing to squirt something in their face every time I see it.
I'm kind of a big deal in Bolivia.
wasted energy
these chicks should be given out handies and getting in shape at the same time.
We are here because we're not all there.
Well...
now we know why his hair is always so stiff.
What the Hell. -Jack Burton
Can't decide
Between a "drive shaft" joke and a "sitting on the pole" joke...
EDIT: Wrong Jimmy Johnson. Now I can't decide between a "penetration" joke and a "game of inches" joke...
This is really, really embarrassing
To admit that your johnson is short of shriveled and small and in need of a bogus enlarger simply for money is a sad commentary on this dick.
Maybe his dong got punched one too often while he coached the Dolphins.
sweet avatar. Looks like
sweet avatar. Looks like Turner's tattoo.
I've been called the songbird of my generation, by those who have heard me. THAT GOOD
Gentlemen’s bet
I would bet a hundred spot that his hair is perfect after playing pickle tickle with Rhonda
We are here because we're not all there.
Creepy
Old men should talk about their weiners. Then again, anyone with class shouldn't get paid money to talk on TV about their weiner.
Jimmy Johnson must be going
Jimmy Johnson must be going through some HARD times financially...
No wait, how about
Listen, when you can get a famous Johnson on TV, you have to do it...
Nope, still not right
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't...
Man, that isn't even relevant
Jimmy Johnson: He's been forced to listen to Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw for years - that'll change any man.
There you go...
Hmmm..
I guess he's paying for all the times he "stood up" to Jerry Jones.
Jimmy Johnson has a
Jimmy Johnson has a nightlife???
Everyone that called him a little prick over the years
must feel really vindicated right now.
Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.
This is sad social
This is sad social commentary...
That a company pushing an herbal supplement, without any evidence-based verity to back its products claims, can superimpose boobs over vague claims (the likes of which argue that plant derivatives are going to give buyers something along the lines of--verbatim--"more fun" in the bedroom) and still make gobs of money from a self-conscious and depressing customer base swimming in an ether of naivety.
I mean (switching focus away from Mgoboard and toward the customer base) ... God, people. Who can't type extenze into a google search field to find 100,000 hits cross-referencing the word 'controversy'?
Sometimes 'merka ain't so good at life.
"I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe."
tell us the truth
you bought it and it didn't work, right?
j/k
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik
I vaporized it in my
I vaporized it in my Volcano--smelled of lavender of thyme. Infomercial purchase fail.
"I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe."
it's a play on words: Jimmy your Johnson up with these pills
life is like a box of chocolates... and you got the Whizzo Quality Assortment