OT: Jim McElwain may or may not have humped a shark in the nude.
Well, you wouldn't hump a shark with your clothes on. You don't want the shark to think you view it as just a booty call
The shark did just come out of the water. It could still be wet humping...
I have banged a few whale's
but I did not bang anybody there. Most likely this was because I looked like a less manly version of Reed Baker.
I'm an apex predator & I haven't been humped since the 90's. :-(
A/S/L?
36/Yes, Please/Your Pants
"Is this something abut Sparty being bitches cause I'm drunk and I don't fucking care they suck? I'm I speaking English? Why did I go drinking with a French Canadian hockey dad? Where's Dave brandon when I need him? Fuck toys r us! I don't want to grow up! Vagina!"
I need to see a naked pic of Jim McElwain to make sure
So he jumped the shark?
I believe OP may be jumping the shark on this one.
I think you're in the wrong movie, sir.
"That's a twenty-footer."
"Twenty-five ... with three tons on him."
I be like dang.
'lifeless eyes...like a doll's eyes'
Then those eyes roll over white...
Smile, you son of a bit@#.
From the list of things I never needed to see.
I dont understand why people are questioning whether its him or not. Strong facial resemblence, same chubby body, Florida-type conext. Known to enjoy the sun. That's him.
By "Florida-type context," you mean the shark humping, right?
I can't wait to see the signs in the crowd when we play them. I assume UM folks will come up with some gems. Its almost reason enough for Gameday to choose UM-Florida for that weekend.
Haha. But it could also be any one of millions of fat drunk white Florida guys who populate that swampy hellscape.
Too bad it wasn't a gator.
but sure bears a strong resemblance. If this is his effort to amp up his profile, he's doing it the wrong way.
The consensus out there is that people would like him more if he would say it is indeed him.
Thank you for your invaluable contribution to the shark-humping thread, Boner.
makes it look like Zak is having a seizure
Specific facial features are just different enough.
The bigger question I have is why any adult man would think that pulling off his pants and laying his bare dick on a freshly killed shark would appear anything other than completely disturbing and bizarrely fucked-up. The fact that he's basically a fat tub of lard makes it even more incomprehensible.
Per some of the twitter replies, another person it could be is the owner of Jimmy Johns, Jimmy John Liautaud. The guy has a reputation of big game hunting as well. Pretty sick none the less.
if we can all get blocked b y Jim McElwain today?
It's most likely Jimmy Johns owner. He's a known serial big game hunter.
I'll be rooting for the animals in all his next Alpha Male hunting encounters.
Florida-man strikes again.