OT: Jared Lorenzen, Still Playing Football
I believe everything about this is fantastic, it reminds me of the Breaking Madden posts from a while back, but real life; LINK
EDIT: with this vine thing becoming a thing, we need a tutorial on how to actually post vine. Figured it was just switch to plain text editor but that doesn't seem to be working.
February 4th, 2014 at 8:55 AM ^
I also saw this morning. The video of him scrambling is hilarious.
February 4th, 2014 at 9:06 AM ^
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February 4th, 2014 at 9:23 AM ^
I would agree with the author - this is domination (from the story)....
February 4th, 2014 at 12:19 PM ^
The dude actually juked someone. That has got to be embarrassing for the jukee.
February 4th, 2014 at 9:36 AM ^
Watching him on the Giants, I thought that he could make it as a starting NFL QB if he got in shape, because it was quite impressive to see how well he could play carrying an extra 50 lbs.... reminds me a little of Stafford's situation... not as extreme but Stafford to me seems out of shape.
February 4th, 2014 at 2:43 PM ^
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February 4th, 2014 at 9:55 AM ^
Don't be mistaken, he's not NFL D-line muscle 320 lbs, that's a beer belly. He's just fat.
February 4th, 2014 at 10:15 AM ^
That is the scariest thing ever.
February 4th, 2014 at 10:16 AM ^
He had some of the best nicknames ever...
Hefty Lefty
Pillsbury Throwboy
J. Load
Battleship Lorenzen
February 4th, 2014 at 12:00 PM ^
Another Jared who could stand to eat from the Subway low fat menu...
February 4th, 2014 at 12:15 PM ^
February 4th, 2014 at 1:11 PM ^
That's just good, clean fun to watch. I remember him being really fat in college; looks like he ate an offensive linemen a month since.
