So, Jaromir Jagr wants back in the NHL. Apparently he (rather, his people) contacted the Red Wings. The FSD article mentions that the Wings had no problems offensively last year, and therefore aren't pursuing any forwards. I still think Jagr would be a sick pickup. He is 39, but definitely has a few more years left.
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."