So yeah, another Friday night and I'm sitting at home alone, my girlfriend is out of town, and I have absolutely nothing to do. I've killed the last hour switching between playing modern warfare 2 and watching Family Guy re-runs. Is there anyone else out in Mgoland who has no life? I need some entertainment tonight so if someone could have a meltdown that would be fantastic.
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."