Get to Connors O'Neils right now.
Someone should look out for Ricky Bobby as well.
OT - If you live on North Campus, Watch out for...Cougars?
Get to Connors O'Neils right now.
What was she wearing?
Who was she wearing?
I figured Rita had already moved to Tuscon.
A tornado then a cougar what's next a locust storm?
They come in storms now?
Sweet tits, ma'am.
...some kind of Pig Bear-Man?
You sir, made my day. Most jokes were about older women and a friend of mine we nicknamed Bobcat, but this tops them all.
Man, that kid mustve been smoking some high quality stuff...
Beware the cougars peeking into windows or hiding behind trees otherwise they are not "suspicious" and can be left alone.
Courtney Cox must be in town! Ann Arbor is Cougar Town.
I thought what everyone else did, and was saddened that I would have to break it to my sorority sisters that we would be partying on North Campus for our 20th reunion in 2013!!!
Glad to hear it's an actual Cougar...
Was it a brunette cougar?
Good call on the bicyclists. If you are on a bicycle, you are not outrunning a cougar.
they just need to outrun the people not on bikes...
btw this is my favorite thread ever on this site. my wife is lookign at me like I am insane...
If you're out in the woods with your friends and come across a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your slowest friend.
In areas where cougars are more common, such as country in the Appalachain mountains, habitats overlap with mountain bike trails. Cougar attacks and/or aggresive behavior are reported more often than you might think on bike trails.
Imagine you are a cougar and a loud bright colored thing that smells like sweat and exertion comes barreling through your forest. They think prey or intruder.
That being said north campus is much more urban than the situation above so its a wash probably in terms of danger to bicyclists versus others.
What's a man-cougar called? Because that's what I am... a 37 year old hot-daddy with an appetite for beer, ball, and brunettes' boobs.
Ooooh, almost time to pick my daughter up from school. Talk to you dudes tomorrow.... hang 10, party on... High Five? Anyone? Ok... cool.
....or dirty old men.
#gender double standards (pay back for the stud/slut dichotomy of youth)
Really? Isn't a middle-aged man interested in hooking up with younger women a....man? When I think of a cougar I don't think of a woman looking to hook up with a middle schooler, I think of a woman looking to hook up with a 20-something.
That's why there is a name for women who do it. There's not a man equivalent because it's all of them.
In Florida I've heard them called 'Alligators'
An older man that preys on the youth is a nittany lion. Too soon?
That kitty is baked out of his mind right there boys!
That is all.
little folks here i thought it was amusing
Where's Brutus? Hiding?
Is it Mom's weekend already??
Does UM have a Mom's weekend? At OU (Ohio) we have them. They are quite fun :)
A couple guys in my fraternity hooked up with MILF's during a mother-daughter sorority mixer
Talk about being embarrassed by your mother while at college.
As if my opinion of fraternities wasn't low enough.
Also, not all mothers are married, if it's the cheating that appalls you.
What is it about that action exactly that lowers your opinion of fraternities? And because the guys who did it were in his fraternity that makes "fraternities" bad? Had he just said his friends did it, would that lower your opinion of all friends?
The only thing we know from his story is that two consenting adults had sex. I bet even guys outside of fraternities do that.
Manbearpig. Book it.
Everybody calm down, they're only dangerous after three cosmopolitans. We don't have any confirmation that this is the case right now.
Someone better mount and stuff this cougar before someone gets hurt.
Whatever you do, don't let it in your car. Nothing is more dangerous than driving with a live cougar in your car.
It's fine if they're dead though. Just ask Craig James.
I clicked on this thread to see if the woman cougar joke was made. Yup.
I'm hoping it's Stifler's mom, but just in case.....
I've spent a fair amount of time in the Aspen area, where there are cougars and bears. Now this is theory - fortunately haven't had to actually try this.....
Should you happen to run into a cougar while walking to the Big House or out chasing Mrs. Stifler, you are supposed to stand up as tall as you can and put your hands up in the air to make yourself look large. Look straight at the cougar. This behaviour is different than what you do with bears, which is to make yourself look smaller and do not look directly into the bear's eyes while slowly walking away.
I don't know what impact the mess in your pants will have.
Actually that's for bears and typically you just make noise so they will stay away
Depends what kind of bear, black or brown... they behave very differently.
Ya out in the PacNW, cougars and bears are pretty common so you see a lot of information about how to react if you see one.
If you go backcountry hiking, keep your kids and dogs close. They are easy prey for a cougar.
Also, never ever run. Especially from a cougar. Have you ever seen how a cat acts when something runs away from it? Its game on and you are done for.
As far as running goes, your "those who stay...." quote is very appropriate.
But as long as I can run faster than my puppy I'll be OK.
i know someone who lives close to north campus (north on plymouth a bit, in the georgetown subdivision) who swears she saw a coyote in her back yard. so i wouldn't be surprised if there is some large animal in the area that isn't normally seen in this area of michigan. i'm not saying they look at all similar, but maybe someone on north campus got their "c" animals mixed up - a coyote seems a lot more likely than a cougar.
There are coyotes all over now (again). And a lot more "downtown" than North Campus.
The DNR doesn't advertise the fact, but they don't even bother to record sightings anymore because they KNOW they're all over.
So the person you know is probably right.
You can stay well away from North Campus and still follow all the cougar exploits, seeing as there are no less than four twitter accounts all claiming to be the beast in question.
...when I was in school there were still sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths wandering around what is now called North Campus.
Oh, these kids today...
Coulda been a crackhead
The real sign:
This still applies at a bar.
The Chicago Tribune reported that a DNA analysis revealed that the couger originated from Montana or some other western state. It is amazing the creature roamed so far. Sad that the couger died, but no tranquilizers were availbable at the time and police believed that human lives were in jeopardy.
Cougers are in the UP and northern lower peninsua as well, but one in Ann Arbor seems far fetched, but not impossible.
That cougar probably hopped on the Empire Builder...
Let's have Lloyd Brady take this thing down. He will only be in campus a few more weeks, and I'd love for him to be front page news one more time
The best way to deal with a cougar situation is to offer a bounty, say $1000 to wound the cougar and $3000 to kill it. Bounties have been used for years for wildlife management in various jurisdictions...Canada, Idaho, New Orleans. Just don't tell the NFL about it!
Careful. Wouldn't want somebody to "go cougar" on those impressionable young male students on North Campus.
When I was at UM the story was about black panthers in Manchester. Long before the new definition of "cougar" entered the modern lexicon.
And so goes the last holdout advantage that the Michigan ecology had over the California ecology. "At least you won't get eaten by a big cat" no more.
Did a 25 year old pic of Markie Post work it's way in here?
And what does she have stuffed in that bikini bottom?
Is what we old folks know as bush.
I was just trying to leave it in the "stuffed beaver" level of innuendo. Though it is a funny combo of pics combined with Demi who was known to have quite the...topiary.
Does the Daily still run Crime Notes? I think we've finally found a way to top "Man Punched in Head While Boxing."
...regarding the situation, whether it is scientifically classified as Puma concolor or a rare subspecies of Kim Cattrall.
And they come with Bentleys and gold.
Because it shows it wasn't a horrible idea....but I was kinda hoping this one would stay at....69. Just seemed fitting.
This thread is a scream! :):):) ... And, Demi Moore is nasty. I mean old, moldy bananas nasty. Even when she was young she was that young, nasty mushroom spore kind of young.
I let my neighbor lady come visit. That ol'whore!
Its probably a bobcat not a cougar, I saw a bobcat up by the music school last year.
Isn't he dead?
That would be a nitty lion
Anybody seen the North Campus turkey? E's a fast bugger.
I've seen a turkey at the Arb....or in the Arb...or something.
And just now saw it by Glazier Way past the hospital as I was driving by and people were taking pics.
....especially with young children and bicyclists"
You were warned.
A second "sighting"
And video of....nothing.
Don't they teach these kids anything anymore? Everyone knows you don't have to search for cougars; they search for you.