OT - If you live on North Campus, Watch out for...Cougars?
Today (8:30am) DPS received a report of a sighting on North Campus of a suspicious animal, described as a possible cougar, near Hubbard Road between Green Road and Stone Drive. Police officers and housing security personnel searched the area but did not find a suspicious animal.
Please take extra precautions if you are in this area, especially with young children and bicyclists. If you observe a suspicious animal, immediately contact University Police at 911 or (734) 763-1131.
http://www.police.umich.edu/?posting_id=226
So be careful out there...don't get, uh, eaten.
Someone should look out for Ricky Bobby as well.
What was she wearing?
Leopard print
Who was she wearing?
I figured Rita had already moved to Tuscon.
A tornado then a cougar what's next a locust storm?
Sweet tits, ma'am.
Down Karen!
March 22nd, 2012 at 10:27 PM ^
...some kind of Pig Bear-Man?
March 23rd, 2012 at 11:48 AM ^
You sir, made my day. Most jokes were about older women and a friend of mine we nicknamed Bobcat, but this tops them all.
Man, that kid mustve been smoking some high quality stuff...
Beware the cougars peeking into windows or hiding behind trees otherwise they are not "suspicious" and can be left alone.
Courtney Cox must be in town! Ann Arbor is Cougar Town.
I thought what everyone else did, and was saddened that I would have to break it to my sorority sisters that we would be partying on North Campus for our 20th reunion in 2013!!!
Glad to hear it's an actual Cougar...
Was it a brunette cougar?
Seriously, bicyclists?
Good call on the bicyclists. If you are on a bicycle, you are not outrunning a cougar.
March 22nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM ^
they just need to outrun the people not on bikes...
btw this is my favorite thread ever on this site. my wife is lookign at me like I am insane...
March 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM ^
In areas where cougars are more common, such as country in the Appalachain mountains, habitats overlap with mountain bike trails. Cougar attacks and/or aggresive behavior are reported more often than you might think on bike trails.
Imagine you are a cougar and a loud bright colored thing that smells like sweat and exertion comes barreling through your forest. They think prey or intruder.
That being said north campus is much more urban than the situation above so its a wash probably in terms of danger to bicyclists versus others.
What's a man-cougar called? Because that's what I am... a 37 year old hot-daddy with an appetite for beer, ball, and brunettes' boobs.
Ooooh, almost time to pick my daughter up from school. Talk to you dudes tomorrow.... hang 10, party on... High Five? Anyone? Ok... cool.
....or dirty old men.
#gender double standards (pay back for the stud/slut dichotomy of youth)
Really? Isn't a middle-aged man interested in hooking up with younger women a....man? When I think of a cougar I don't think of a woman looking to hook up with a middle schooler, I think of a woman looking to hook up with a 20-something.
That's why there is a name for women who do it. There's not a man equivalent because it's all of them.
In Florida I've heard them called 'Alligators'
An older man that preys on the youth is a nittany lion. Too soon?
Too soon.
Steve French.
That kitty is baked out of his mind right there boys!
That is all.
Bobcats.
little folks here i thought it was amusing
March 22nd, 2012 at 10:12 PM ^
Where's Brutus? Hiding?
Is it Mom's weekend already??
Does UM have a Mom's weekend? At OU (Ohio) we have them. They are quite fun :)
A couple guys in my fraternity hooked up with MILF's during a mother-daughter sorority mixer
Wow...just wow.
Talk about being embarrassed by your mother while at college.
As if my opinion of fraternities wasn't low enough.
Also, not all mothers are married, if it's the cheating that appalls you. Manbearpig. Book it.
Everybody calm down, they're only dangerous after three cosmopolitans. We don't have any confirmation that this is the case right now.
Someone better mount and stuff this cougar before someone gets hurt.
It's fine if they're dead though. Just ask Craig James.
I clicked on this thread to see if the woman cougar joke was made. Yup.