December 24th, 2010 at 12:07 AM ^
He'll sell it for you after he autographs it...
...super secretly
December 24th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^
... for body ink
December 24th, 2010 at 12:13 AM ^
That depends... do you want a tattoo?
December 24th, 2010 at 12:15 AM ^
I would've given it back with a snide remark... but I'm also an asshole so.
December 24th, 2010 at 12:15 AM ^
Jim Tressel looks like he could use a drink:
December 24th, 2010 at 12:40 AM ^
What do you think Tressel drinks? I see him as a wine man -- kinda hard to picture him throwing back a six-pack of Natty Light or whatever your typical OSU fan drinks (if I wasn't stuck at work, I'd be Photoshopping the hell out of that right now).
December 24th, 2010 at 12:49 AM ^
BOOM, ANSWERED.
December 24th, 2010 at 11:36 AM ^
Glad to see C-Rex's woman knows how to sport the maize and blue
December 24th, 2010 at 12:49 AM ^
I felt a nice, peachy soda like Fuzzy Navel would quench his thirst after a long, hot, tiring day of Big Ten Football. That and a few episodes of General Hospital.
December 24th, 2010 at 12:17 AM ^
I was going to say you could piss in it?
December 24th, 2010 at 2:12 PM ^
That's what I was thinking too. Then give it back to him.
December 24th, 2010 at 12:18 AM ^
What does any real buckeye fan do with food or drink containers?...They relieve themselves in the container......sad but true.
SO....filler up!
edit....damn beat mew by a nose.
December 24th, 2010 at 12:32 AM ^
This was going to be my exact comment as well. Great minds and easy target.
December 24th, 2010 at 12:34 AM ^
in your toilet tanks. Make sure your boss knows how he's helping the environment
December 24th, 2010 at 12:43 AM ^
You chew tobacco? Might want to start.
December 24th, 2010 at 12:46 AM ^
Why pick presents out of a bag if they were all the same? That doesn't make sense. And you have to wonder what was going through the mind of the person buying all the Ohio State bottles: "They're really going to love these!"
December 24th, 2010 at 1:16 AM ^
The next time you get caught doing something illegal, use them as an excuse for "not knowing the rules."
December 24th, 2010 at 1:37 AM ^
Wow beat by about 30 minutes. Sorry didn't refresh the page
December 24th, 2010 at 1:38 AM ^
Id throw a big Michigan sticker on it and make sure they all see it
December 24th, 2010 at 1:55 AM ^
When I saw the post's title, I said to myself, a tattoo! But then I read the post and that answer really didn't fit the actual point of the post. Then I wept.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:59 AM ^
Put dry Ice in them, then watch them explode
December 24th, 2010 at 2:12 AM ^
throw it out, problem solved
December 24th, 2010 at 2:12 AM ^
into a pit of volcanic lava after shitting inside of it. Then shoot a missile into it as it sinks. After that...throw a paper bag of shit into the lava. Okay..I have been drinking all night. I'm gonna stop.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:06 AM ^
HUMAN shit Lloyd! Yours if it's easier!
December 24th, 2010 at 2:34 AM ^
Your boss sucks
December 24th, 2010 at 3:05 AM ^
Take a dump in it and hide it in his cooler. He'll never know, because there are a bunch of other dumps in his cooler.
December 24th, 2010 at 6:24 AM ^
a urinal for long road trips for all the guys in your family. No need to visit rest stops just to pee.
December 24th, 2010 at 7:39 AM ^
The image of you pulling those water bottles out of the bag is like a bad Dilbert cartoon.
December 24th, 2010 at 8:11 AM ^
heat it up til it's molten and then put the bottle in it, you won't regret it. Best ever......
December 24th, 2010 at 8:38 AM ^
Not only do you help others and it is a perfect way to get these in the hands of a typical Buckeye fan, but you get a tax write-off for the value of the water bottles!
December 24th, 2010 at 8:59 AM ^
maybe you can trade it for some gold pants?
December 24th, 2010 at 10:08 AM ^
Coal.
Edit: I thought the OP was asking what to get an OSU fan. Still, coal is probably better than the poison bottle with the OSU logo.
December 24th, 2010 at 10:41 AM ^
rule book first then administer training so it does not appear that you are promoting an atmosphere of non-compliance like the vest.
December 24th, 2010 at 11:28 AM ^
Step 1, cut a hole in a box. Step 2, put your ____ in the box. Step 3, give her the box!