... for body ink
... for body ink
That depends... do you want a tattoo?
I would've given it back with a snide remark... but I'm also an asshole so.
Jim Tressel looks like he could use a drink:
What do you think Tressel drinks? I see him as a wine man -- kinda hard to picture him throwing back a six-pack of Natty Light or whatever your typical OSU fan drinks (if I wasn't stuck at work, I'd be Photoshopping the hell out of that right now).
Glad to see C-Rex's woman knows how to sport the maize and blue
I felt a nice, peachy soda like Fuzzy Navel would quench his thirst after a long, hot, tiring day of Big Ten Football. That and a few episodes of General Hospital.
I was going to say you could piss in it?
That's what I was thinking too. Then give it back to him.
What does any real buckeye fan do with food or drink containers?...They relieve themselves in the container......sad but true.
edit....damn beat mew by a nose.
This was going to be my exact comment as well. Great minds and easy target.
in your toilet tanks. Make sure your boss knows how he's helping the environment
You chew tobacco? Might want to start.
Why pick presents out of a bag if they were all the same? That doesn't make sense. And you have to wonder what was going through the mind of the person buying all the Ohio State bottles: "They're really going to love these!"
The next time you get caught doing something illegal, use them as an excuse for "not knowing the rules."
Wow beat by about 30 minutes. Sorry didn't refresh the page
Id throw a big Michigan sticker on it and make sure they all see it
When I saw the post's title, I said to myself, a tattoo! But then I read the post and that answer really didn't fit the actual point of the post. Then I wept.
Put dry Ice in them, then watch them explode
throw it out, problem solved
into a pit of volcanic lava after shitting inside of it. Then shoot a missile into it as it sinks. After that...throw a paper bag of shit into the lava. Okay..I have been drinking all night. I'm gonna stop.
HUMAN shit Lloyd! Yours if it's easier!
Your boss sucks
Take a dump in it and hide it in his cooler. He'll never know, because there are a bunch of other dumps in his cooler.
a urinal for long road trips for all the guys in your family. No need to visit rest stops just to pee.
The image of you pulling those water bottles out of the bag is like a bad Dilbert cartoon.
heat it up til it's molten and then put the bottle in it, you won't regret it. Best ever......
Not only do you help others and it is a perfect way to get these in the hands of a typical Buckeye fan, but you get a tax write-off for the value of the water bottles!
maybe you can trade it for some gold pants?
Edit: I thought the OP was asking what to get an OSU fan. Still, coal is probably better than the poison bottle with the OSU logo.
rule book first then administer training so it does not appear that you are promoting an atmosphere of non-compliance like the vest.
Step 1, cut a hole in a box. Step 2, put your ____ in the box. Step 3, give her the box!