Simple solution
I would've thought of that
if only I weren't so tired because this mosquito drank my coffee before I could.
Bill Gates & Mosquitos.
Touchdown Michigan!
could have been worse
could have been this guy
http://budgettravelerhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/giant-centipede...
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If that centipede is real I
If that centipede is real I will probably never be able to sleep at night again.
I'm not sure about that one, but this one is
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
well,
I probably wasn't going to sleep this week anyway
Posted from my Dell Venue Pro
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K
In the preshistoric era
there were centipedes over 10 feet long. Did you see the King Kong remake with Jack Black, where some of the people fall down into that ravine and get attacked by giant bugs?
Yeah, it was like that then.
Oh God.
No ... it was so much better before. No. Oh God, no.
Possibly the worst thread
Possibly the worst thread ever.
You know
the more you try to hide it, the more obvious our secret passion becomes.
(Actually, yes, I know it's a pointless thread, but I'd never seen a mosquito drink coffee before, so feh. I will accept any negs awarded if i can give somebody a laugh.)
Yes pointless, but you gave
Yes pointless, but you gave me a good laugh. So thank you.
It's up there with
It's up there with yesterday's Tate Hate thread.
This could have been worse,
Blaze could have called the mosquito a cocky douchebag because it wouldn't make eye contact with him.
Taking it one week at a time
that's pretty crazy. I'd say
that's pretty crazy. I'd say get one of those racquets with electricity. They fry em up really well. Other than that...sorry dude, that sucks.
Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes...and fuck Ohio.
Better Yet
Get the ones from India (without the safety protection). You can hook it up to a car battery and cook a turkey on it if you want to.
Brewer. Wolverine.
Look on the bright side
by this afternoon, you're going to be sharing a space with a mosquito whose ass is totally dragging...
Thank god the mosquito didn't
Thank god the mosquito didn't drink his 5 Hour Energy!
Ever hear that annoying spot on ESPN radio????
"You sure won't feel like 2:30 anymore."
Dude, I mean really, could he whine more?
I've never heard the radio
I've never heard the radio spot, but I've definitely seen the TV commercials.
By the way, while looking on YouTube for the commercial, I came across this. I don't think I've ever seen it before (also, I'm not sure he knows what a designated driver is):
Serious Question
Anyone know of a way of a good opensource/free program that will help me scan a site for all broken link the site contains? I found a program called "Xenu's Link Sleuth" but I'm not sure if anyone has it or tried it? How about any other programs/software you'd recommend?
Touchdown Michigan!
All hail Xenu!
All hail Xenu!
Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes...and fuck Ohio.
I know... that's one of the
I know... that's one of the reasons I'm hesitant to download it.
Touchdown Michigan!
How can you not trust him?
Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes...and fuck Ohio.
pics or it didn't happen
pics or it didn't happen
Sounds like...
you need one of these laser mosquito killers:
That manages to be simultaneously
the trippiest and most incredible video I've ever seen.
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.
That Mosquito
just had the worst day ever.
"I'm flyin' along, flyin' along. Oh yeah, it's all goooooOOOH SHIT! My wings are melting!"
This is why I am studying
This is why I am studying physics.
i should probably stop posting on mgoblog when I'm drunk.
+1
because i have no idea what the hell your avatar is
Weak sauce
Look at THIS laser. Obviously the leaders and the best. And the most awesome
http://www.ns.umich.edu/htdocs/releases/story.php?id=6346
I'm pretty sure giant
I'm pretty sure giant mosquitoes don't bite. So you may be safe.
They don't bite.
They gobble. So he's still not safe.
I'm guessing you just learned
I'm guessing you just learned the term "hypovolemic shock" and wanted an excuse to use it, so you made up a story.
Well played.
Don't just sit there and
Don't just sit there and pretend you don't do the exact same thing every day. :)
He does, but it's the same
He does, but it's the same term every day: "pad level."
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
And I won't sit here and
And I won't sit here and pretend I didn't google it to know what it was.
Oh Google...thank you.
Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes...and fuck Ohio.
Nonsense
I learned "Hypovolemic Shock" from Blade, of course! You know, the scene at the end, where they put Wesley Snipes in that coffin that cuts his wrists crossways and it always makes me say, "That much blood won't come out! Do it right! It's down the block, not across the street! GRARRARRAH!"
It's probably not healthy that I get upset when people don't know how to properly cut their wrists, is it?
Let it bite you, you
become a half Mesquito half Juan Valdez creature
I need to go home and put water in Buck Nasty's Mom's dish
A mosquito with a Juan Valdez
A mosquito with a Juan Valdez mustache? As if they don't breed enough already.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
Hey, it works for fish.
Add a little...
Deet to your coffee instead of sugar.
Speaking of screwed...
I'm getting fired this afternoon and re-hired tomorrow morning. Something about a paperwork screw-up for the end of the fiscal year today. So I haveto jump through all of the "you've been canned" hoops because some dipshit in HR sucks at her job.
HR people...
I tell all students that I teach that the last class a HR person takes for their degree is HR 666- Directed Study with Satan. In this course they learn how to lie, cheat and steal in order to cover their ass when they make the types of mistakes your living the nightmare of today.
Perhaps you can ask for a big sign on bonus?
I'm hoping they do an exit interview
I've got some stuff to say... :)
For your sake,
I just hope your employer carries through with the re-hire part.
Taking it one week at a time
Adding Error
Somebody in HR can't add, and accidentally reduced headcount in your department by one for the year, and it'd cost more to change it than to fire and rehire you.
Important thing: Make ABSOLUTELY positive that EVERYBODY is aware that this was an error. If somebody doesn't know it, you may find a variety of problems.
A: Your benefits may get axed for 90 days.
B: Any accrued vacation time or bonus/promotion points may be lost.
C: If you ever go for another job someday, you may not be considered when they find out you were "fired" from your last job.
D: It may hurt your chances to advance in the company if higher-ups don't know the whole story.
Ditto, plus
Make sure the date of hire on their records stays at what it was. Lenght of service (even in a non-union setting) can play a role in things like: how many vacation/sick days you get each year, who gets laid-off and who stays, retirment benefits, promotions, ability to apply for other positions, etc. Even a short period of time can make a huge difference. For examlpe, it could make a big difference if your company adopted a policy that everybody hired after June 30, 2010 no longer gets health care coverage and doesn't get any paid vacation.
"Nobody cares what you think!"
Switch him to decaf.
They no longer call me Bisbiño