When an article starts like this, it just has to make your day:
"DETROIT — Welcome to Detroit, where the forecast, as always, is muggy, with a chance of murder.
When you’re trying to breathe a little life back into your year, this is not the place to visit. And not just because they use more white chalk at crime scenes than they ever did in the schools."
Wow! Thanks Robert Tychowski of the Edmonton Sun for that upbeat start.