OT: Help me get rich

Submitted by maizenbluedevil on
Fuck guys!! Oregon just won in an exciting game, there's some pretty funny shit happening on the board right now, it's a great time to be awake but I need to go to bed because it's 1:18 AM on the East Coast and I work tomorrow morning. Help me out by posting ideas for how I can get rich so I don't have to go to work anymore and can spend more time on MGoBoard.
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k06em01

December 4th, 2009 at 1:21 AM ^

awesome relevant post dude. way more necessary to see than something about...rashad knight...or an all-decade michigan team

Joined: 10/31/2009

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Jayme in MN

December 4th, 2009 at 1:37 AM ^

Maize and Blue ski masks that you sell in A2 for the next MSU baskeball game. Then, see how they sell and do another printing for the Sparty football game in 2010.

Joined: 09/01/2009

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k06em01

December 4th, 2009 at 1:37 AM ^

does the original poster not understand how much room his thread is taking up on our precious front page!? what in the hell is wrong with this guy!? NEG NEG NEG

Joined: 10/31/2009

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WestWolverine

December 4th, 2009 at 1:45 AM ^

between k06em01 and McFarlin? I'm going to go make some popcorn while I wait for Brian to post phone numbers and email addresses. Hey McFarlin, what's the new name going to be?

Joined: 11/03/2008

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EZMIKEP

December 4th, 2009 at 3:13 AM ^

and pay you in person if you tackle Brutus to the ground at the game next year. Im sure you could easily find 20 thousand or so people who would do the same for entertainment purposes. The fine and a few days in jail would be worth it. Plus you would never be allowed back in the Shoe. It gets you kicked out of a place you never wanted to be in the first place.

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Fresh Meat

December 4th, 2009 at 11:20 AM ^

with one major flaw. You could definitely get enough people, even non-Michigan fans, to pay to see that. But in order to get enough money you would have to solicit a lot of people, which would draw attention, which would keep you from entering the stadium at all because they would be looking for you.

Joined: 09/07/2009

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michiganfanforlife

December 4th, 2009 at 9:06 AM ^

Ever seen the movie, "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?" - I would do it a disservice to try and explain it, but there is a scene where the guys are trying to figure out how to raise millions in a short time, and one of them comes up with an idea involving sex toys that is actually a pretty good scam. Check it out... (or if one of you techies can imbed that short scene here that would be even better - I have no idea how to do that.)

Joined: 05/05/2009

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mblood7

December 4th, 2009 at 10:42 AM ^

In today's industry all you have to do is take two or more existing inventions and find a way to put them together. Invent the first screw driver/hammer? or some sort of shotgun make-up appliance.

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