OT: Haters gonna hate

1. Alabama: Oh hey, look who's numero uno. It's Orange Satan and his little fiefdom of tardbilly mouthbreathers. I liked the Tide much better back in the old days, when Mike DuBose was bending receptionists over his desk. I don't need the state of Alabama to have any pride whatsoever. They should never be allowed to feel good about themselves. What the fuck do you half-human mongoloid overall-wearing chimps have to be proud of? Congrats, your team finally won another title last year. That means you are now one year closer to Nick Saban bolting for Michigan and leaving you to pick up the pieces of your pathetic, awful, and empty lives, the kind of pointless existence that makes membership in the Aryan Nation all but an inevitability. And you know Bear Bryant? He's still fucking DEAD. Super dead. Forever. Alabama is America's ass hair.

2. Ohio State: Oh, sweet fucking Jesus, you people again? Haven't you people pissed away enough titles? Shouldn't you be banished to NAIA so that we don't have to see you lose the national title by 47 points to an SEC team? It's because of YOU that people from the South are actually starting to feel good about themselves again. That is crap.

I've been to Columbus. It's the kind of place no one would ever live voluntarily. You either live there because you can't afford to live anywhere else, or because the judge put a travel restriction on your DUI probation. Tear the roof off a fucking Houlihan's, expand the size of it to 50 square miles, and that's Columbus. Just one big generic pile of shit. They should have just named it "City."

I've partied there. Unbelievable. I tried pledging, too, but I wasn't douchy enough. Oh, well.

I'm pretty sure this has been posted on here before, but it's definitely an entertaining read for those of you who missed it.

In fact, here's the original post if you are so inclined: http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/amusing-deadspin-article-top-25-teams

Delta Fuckface Douclion!  AHAHAHAHAH!

I believe the technical name is Rather Hall.

Best of all, many college football fans are college age men between the ages of 18 and 22. And lemme tell you something, there are no better haters out there than men that age. You talk about a worthless and vile segment of humanity. Guys that age are fucking DICKS. They get drunk. They yell. They start fights. They bite women. They're spectacularly awful human beings. And every Saturday, they huddle up at Delta Fuckface Douchilon at 7AM to drink Popov and paddle each other on the ass, specifically so that they can be as drunk and obnoxious as humanly possible once game time hits. They say some of the meanest, dumbest, most horrible shit you can imagine. And that's what makes college football so pantshittingly kickass.

Hahahaha that is hilarious. I missed the original post so thank you for posting this. This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you.

Rarely do I see an "awesome read" on Deadspin, but I'll give it a shot...

Like the one on USC

USC: Oh, what an enjoyable downfall this will be. It's like the Larry Smith Era is about to happen all over again! And what a joy that was. I can't think of a more vacant, inane, self-involved, VD-ridden, dipshit Land Rover-driving student body for it all to happen to. I fucking hate the disaffected, stuck-up attitude of these pricks. So unimpressed with everything but themselves. The tombstone of every USC student should read: "Here lies Tyler Taylor. MEH."

It bears mentioning that Drew went to Michigan for one semester.  Hopefully the hate for OSU stays strong.

Pretty funny, all in all.  Nitpicking, I know, but Oregon State is not in Eastern Oregon.  It's less than 50 miles from the Pacific Ocean.  It's actually farther West than U of Oregon, which is still pretty far West.

He might be getting in confused with Washington State, which is in Eastern Washington.

the expression "hater." Talk about overused and overplayed, not to mention inaccurate.