I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
Role "Damn' Tide.
Big surprise. Not saying he deserves it, but he had to see that it was going to happen.
What else did he expect? He identified himself and admitted he killed something that every fan of a school loves.
Probably should have ordered him into protective custody.
Or perhaps he shouldn't be going to a gas station near Auburn.
Hooded disguise wouldn't hurt either. Hell wear an Auburn tshirt, nobody would recognize him.
Just like everything in Alabama, this reeks of DUMB. I can't believe he didn't have some sort of escort.
DUMB (although slightly awesome, too)
That's an idiot.
But with a weapon I would really really like to shoot for about 3 days straight. Think he would trade for a replica 'Bama Jersey?
bail this bonehead out?
says no cruel and unusual punishment, and I'm pretty sure bashed in the head by Hillbilly Howie with a shovel qualifies.
Won't apply cruel and unusual punishment. That doesn't apply to his neighbors. Now, if they commit a crime in their actions, that's another matter.
"Hey, Boy, that there gas-o-line is for Auburn ve-hicles only!"
You don't really "get" the judicial process, do you?
Considering the date I wouldn't expect someone with a Cudi pic to be reasoning properly.
That was just a smart judge...
How did he mess up? As someone said, Updyke has now been officially "toomered", and what better place to be "toomered" than in the Valero parking lot?
What a day for Auburn landing Zeke Pike and getting revenge on the tree killer.
The attacker is probably the last person we would suspect. Does anyone know of Sparty's whereabouts at the time of the attack?
It was these three, wasn't it...
Um...no...these three related to the Zeke Pike thread, earlier.
Damn, I might just have to go back to school.
Not impressed or interested.
Dumber: Admitting to poisoning beloved trees via a radio call-in show.
Alabama: Stopping for gas in the home of the beloved trees on the day that everyone knows you will be there.
doesn't set off another angry tree-killing debate again. We've had enough of that crap.
That is why I had to go down there and stomp that guy. I had to prove to Pkat and everybody else I was just joking about the trees. Boom Mgovindicated!
Yup, totally shocked. Cue Iago again:
It's amazing that Auburn fans would out-stupid Alabama in this case.
way off-base here. My Sherlock Holmes sense tells me a group far more sinister was involved in this attack. I present my case:
the last time bubba is attacked by Auburn fans for this.
Folks in Alabama don't hold a grudge.
Just don't bring up the War of Northern Aggression.
My prayers are with him. He is still a person.
...that maybe Updyke lied about this? Shocking.
The clerk who was working throughout the afternoon said she saw nothing unusual. Nobody came into the station claiming to have been assaulted. Nobody came in asking for help. She has an unobstructed view of all the pumps. That side of the station has floor-to-ceiling glass panes that provide a clear view of the storefront. The clerk faces the pumps while working.
“It’s been a regular day except for all the reporters,” said the clerk, who declined to give her name.
Updyke told police that he went from the gas station to East Alabama Medical Center for treatment, which is about two miles away. He then allegedly came back to the gas station to review surveillance video. The clerk, who was the only employee on site until approximately 5 p.m., said nobody asked her for surveillance video. If Updyke did park in the front of the station, he would have been in plain view of that clerk and anyone around him.
Beat me to it, Shoe. Nice work. What I'm interested in is why he stopped to get gasoline or anything at a gas station that looks like this? Unless, of course, he was looking for trouble to help expedite the transfer of his case to another county...
Auburn is paying off gas station clerks now.
They're paying off gas station clerks' dads.
of course we won't know until he calls the local radio station...
then this guy really is a moron of epic proportions. so he destroyed auburns trees, who here hasn't thought of how awesome it would be to demo osu's giant toilet bowl? but if I ever did something so insane, I would never go to Ohio again and I certainly wouldn't lie about a buckeye punching me so that buckeye fans have even more reason to mug me
In all seriousness, this guy will probably end up seriously injured at some point if he doesn't stay out of Alabama
and I don't know why there is five minutes of surveillance video missing either.
Really? Let's commit a crime, then submit a false police report claiming assault on our way out of court.
I know the lorax had a hand in this...
Aw man, now the Bar-ba-loots are going to leave Auburn, too.
You should see the mugshots of those guys on meatspin.com
BTW, I need to learn how to embed pics.
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