OT Happy Friday POSBANG!
Here's to doing some last-minute shopping for mothers and picking through the remnants of the Hallmark cards.
Last night I told my wife, "Oh shit, mother's day..." and she cut me off and said, "Don't worry, I already took care of it for your mom".
Boom. Marriage +1 pt.
Based on my personal experience you had better do the dishes or laundry or something.
That's what kids are for. In my experience, give her candy and an excellent romp in the bedroom.
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I think.
That's a keeper. Congratulations...
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Lucky bastard.
Can't wait for the end of the day!
Happy Friday. Thinking about this might help....
I'm ready for Friday. Been a long week.
Michigan. Go Blue!
I'm traveling to Michigan for business and get to take a couple of days off. Going to see my parents "up north". Can't wait!
Great! I am sick.....AGAIN! W...T...F...
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To see people I don't like and do things I don't want to do.
The highlight of my weekend will probably be a quickie in the hotel shower.
/family is a pain in the ass sometimes
I'm just unhappy with myself. A reference to a quickie in the shower directly followed by family is a pain in the ass. Guess I'll never grow up
Lol phrasing .....
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Now I'll have to do it. Hopefully she's in the mood for that particular activity.
If not, you'll have to go it alone.
with someone he loves...
The weekend begins and ends with Mother's Day this time around, mainly fueled by the assurances of my kids that there will be some idea for a present or dinner for their mother by the time I get home today. Of course, I'll get something for these categories myself, but they wanted to flex their creative muscle this year. We shall see how that works out.
There's also may be mowing the part of the backyard afflicted by standing water, but first the water would need to no longer be standing there. If nothing else, it is a beautiful morning and it is shaping up to be a mostly beautiful weekend in southeast Michigan, discounting some rain on Saturday potentially.
Next weekend is a weekend without kids from Friday to Sunday - they'll be with their grandparents in Chicago. Details on the party forthcoming.....maybe.
Enjoy the weekend!
It's prom tonight at the school I work at. They asked me to help with parking duty for Grand March. Real excited about that.
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Feel like shit. Called into work. Probably the flu or a really bad cold. Fuck. At least it's Friday. 3 day weekend. Yay.
Edit: Regarding Mother's day, my mom and I always go out to breakfast to her place of choosing. That's always nice.
Santa gets sick? That's what I am gonna tell my kids next year. Would have worked better when they still believed. My wife tells the sweetest story about one of our girls waking her up because she didn't get money from the Tooth fairy. She heard him flying around but scared him away when she sat up.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Hawaiian War Chant...
Seriously, she's 55. And hugely successful. Works out like an Olympian athlete. Oh, and her father is a billionaire....not much of a dancer, though.
Happy Friday to all! May your Mother's Day plans impress your wife! Bang away Vincent!
You want Vincent to bang your wife? That's awful generous Dude!
Ha! Boy phrasing certainly does matter...
So I just moved and one of my new neighbors is a poacher! Asshole. Gon-be-fun.
I used to be a poacher, but now I'm more of a sunny side up guy.
Where in Carolina? I miss Charleston.
Landrum area
I spent some time in Tryon, NC. Real nice area.
Happy Friday my MGoBretheren!
My wife and son drove down to Alabama to retrieve my daughter. I'm home alone and bored af. I need to make something positive to happen today. I'm in a funk.
We can trade. I'll chill at your place and you can take my wife and kids to Indy.
better track of your daughter.
You don't know his kids, maybe he made the right choice.
heard there's a possibility of a quickie in the shower. Bang! Bang!
To all the MGoMoms on here, Happy Mothers' Day this weekend....
Oh yeah!
Still a strong contender for greatest gif of all time.
Wednesday was my last day at the place I'd worked for 6.5 years. Got another job lined up but it doesn't start for at least a month. Bang me, I'm unemployed!
You are so lucky. I swear every year I contemplate changing jobs in May just so I can find a way to fish every day without using all my vacation. My wife would be mad, my kids would be mad, I would be jubilant.
As happy as I am it's Friday, it's raining AGAIN here in NYC. Please let this day go fast so we can get to the weekend already.
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I will be taking the wife to the Tiger game tonight for Mothers Day LOL. The weather is supposed to be good. She loves the Tigers and I love her so its a win win for both of us. I will be taking her to Mexican village after game to get her a couple margaritas to soften her up (if you know what I mean) so Its not just another Friday this one will have some highlights of our own......Go Blue!