OT: Happy Festivus

Stop crying and fight your father

Of you people and your endless bitching about MSU and OSU. Put on your big kid pants. All of you.

When do we move on to feats of strength? I've been working out at the bar for weeks getting ready.

the year?

sucked.. . . He should have quite a lot sooner. 

It's another Festivus miracle!!!

Also OP, you should probably edit your post to let all the easily offended snowflakes know that this thread is not a "safe space".

BRB after some feats of strength.

The human fund? People helping people

It's a Festivus for the rest of us!

I got a lot of problems with you people!!

I swear if another one of you imbeciles logs in to complain about a thread on a conference opponent being OT...

"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. " - Frank

Festivus was created from shopping with an enthusiasm unknown to man. Harbaugh would be proud.

Also, Festivus might be the best demonstration of how brilliant the Seinfeld writers, cast, etc. were. They created a rediculous, beloved holiday based around wrestling, griping, and a pole. Brilliant.

This is one of my favorite episodes.  I'll never stop laughing at the way Frank segways from he and another man both wanting the same thing to out-and-out fighting.  Obviously there is no civil way to resolve this.  I also love at the very end when you hear George's mother say "I think you can take him Georgie!"  As crazy as Frank is, Estelle buys right into it.

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re going to hear about it!

Festivus Yes! Bagels No!

Get the pole out of the crawl space. Happy Festivus, everyone!!!

I'm tired of seeing everyone bitch about something being posted already. It had to be an honest mistake! Why would anyone knowingly invite the wrath of the "Mods please delete" Crowd??? They wouldn't! Relax!! Serenity NOOOOOWWWW!!!!

I have seen approx 5 episodes of the show, one of them being this one. Happy Festivus! Yesterday I went past a friends place and there was a Nordic Trac out front. I asked if moving that was his Festivus feat of Strength?

favorite Seinfled episode.  There is so much going on, but it all works and  is all funny...

-Kramer going back to work from a 12 year strike at the bagel shop..."No, I didn't make these bagels.  They're day olds, the homeless won't even touch them.  We try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig, they test."

-Jerry with the two-faced girlfriend, and the later confusion with Elaine after she sits in the steamy shop

-George and the Human Fund gifts

-Elaine's quest for the Atomic Sub card so she can get her 24th sub and a free hat

-And of course, Festivus...from Frank's retelling of how it started, to the pole, to the end scene at the dinner table 

"Dr. Van Nostrand, right?"  "You, Cougar, my son tells me your company stinks""

From my current location inside the bowels of St. Joseph Mercy - Ann Arbor, I feel perfectly at ease as a mod in saying this....