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OT: Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 AM
#1
OT: Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:31 AM
#2
???
???
EDIT: Ha. totally missed the onion reference. Pop-up add was blocking it.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 AM
#3
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 AM
#4
Haha
"Just one shot to the back of the head"
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 AM
#5
I actually googled this
I actually googled this information to see if it was true (before I watched the video). Wikipedia didn't have anything on it, and if I've learned anything in life, it's that Wikipedia's word is the spoken truth. Thanks for raising my blood pressure on a Tuesday morning for nothing.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:37 AM
#6
Eff'n hilarious, nice post.
Eff'n hilarious, nice post.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 AM
#7
Not Funny
Not Funny - maybe preface the title with "joke" next time.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:52 AM
#8
You couldn't tell it was a
You couldn't tell it was a joke?
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:46 AM
#9
I thought she might have
I thought she might have sustained a head injury and was put into a coma - treatment which happens when you have head trauma with brain swelling. obviously, after the vid, I knew it was a spoof, but not until
And for that I get negbanged.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 AM
#10
Put to sleep...
doesn't really happen to humans.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:41 AM
#11
This was entirely wrong, but
This was entirely wrong, but also entirely brilliant and hilarious....
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:49 AM
#12
Sorry...
...but I thought the reference to being "put to sleep" was a "dead giveaway" that it was a joke.
Tactical fax paus on my part!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 AM
#13
It was.
It wasn't.
It was.
It wasn't.
March 2nd, 2010 at 12:31 PM
#14
...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
March 2nd, 2010 at 12:29 PM
#15
How did you incorporate wings
How did you incorporate wings into dudes hair? Win.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:50 AM
#16
That would be depressing. She
That would be depressing. She is made of hot.
March 2nd, 2010 at 12:11 PM
#17
she is hot but...
She is hot but she is no Nastia Liukin!
March 2nd, 2010 at 12:19 PM
#18
Totally. She's WAY hotter
Totally. She's WAY hotter than Nastia Liukin.
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:12 PM
#19
Totally Agree. I would do
Totally Agree. I would do nasty things to Nastia Liukin. I would do stuff to Shawn too but I would get dirty with Nastia.
Either way gymnasts are sexy. I know cause dating one was a blessing from Jesus himself haha
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:13 PM
#20
Alicia Sacraboneme, I mean
Alicia Sacraboneme, I mean Sacramone, is the hottest of all.
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:42 AM
#21
This post is full of win
Mmmm, those big dark eyes...the hurt Olympic performance...it's ok Alicia, it's ok...let me kiss and make it all better...
March 2nd, 2010 at 12:36 PM
#22
Where do we think we
Where do we think we are...China?
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:26 PM
#23
LMFAO
"We never got to breed her."
So wrong yet so funny.
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:33 PM
#24
"We never got to breed her"
"We never got to breed her" may have been the best line of the whole thing, though "her hind quarters were so strong" had be cracking up, too.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:54 PM
#25
Definitely in questionable
Definitely in questionable taste . . . yet I laughed.
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 AM
#26
The only way this would have been better
Is if they got her actual parents to do it.
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:31 PM
#27
Geezus, the Onion isn't afraid to push the humor-envelope, eh?
I actually heard Terry Gross on NPR's Fresh Air talk to an Onion editor about examples of the stuff that they had to leave in staff meetings because it was too edgy. (Example: Headline referencing "the Quadragon" after 9-11-01.)
I wonder what boundaries are left, after this thing. I cringed... while I was laughing.
