A tough guy at the Houston Astros game last night runs from a foul ball, letting it hit his girlfriend. Man, I can sure see why she stays with him. He really has her back.
I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
Chick is a cutie.
Guy really seems like a tool.
How does that happen?
This just in today
Hot chicks sometimes dig bad boys
It's daddy issues
Nice effort but this guy does not strike me as a bad boy, just your run-of-the-mill tool/chode.
Actually I was trying to edit that to douchebag when you replied. Access denied. Sad face.
Also, I am currently resisting writing that in haiku form. This is probably going to stick with me all day.
My bad. Would have been a good edit... It's more accurate plus would establish some aliteration with "dig" before it, and "daddy" after it in the next line.
Yes, unfortunately due to these unfortunate circumstances, my art will never flourish as it was meant to.
dump that d-bag or at least cheat on him just for that.
and she should cheat on him with me. I would not duck the opportunity as he did.
Just saying... I would be there for her.
(the sacrifices we make...)
That's what I'm saying. What a little bitch.
Who would have guessed that a guy rocking a flat brimmed, cocked sideways, camo Met's hat at an Astro's game would be such a douche?
Actually I think that's a zoo york hat... eitherway the guy's still a major douchebag
"It's for you"
should have enveloped it with his bulk. Nice scarf dude.
I was going to write that this video belongs on Hot Chicks with Douchebags dot com... but it's already there. They are on top of things.
Come on Bo, man up... "Uhh, I lost it in the lights" Chode.
A real man would have said, "Yeah, I Sallied out and ran like my sister... Go USA!!!!! Love it or Leave it!!!"
So she's an example of a hit it and quit it.
So like, pretty much the perfect woman?
Unless you mean like peeing on her a donkey punch or something. Then yea...........
And she is with that douche, so clearly she's got some other issues. Probably a cooker.
"I got it! I got it! I got it! Never mind that's all you" PHOOM
Ha, now Astro fans are mimicing the Astro players
Not the girl. Hell, Astros players can't get that good of contact on the ball.
during this game. Baseball should implement this at every ballpark during BP - girlfriends go in the line of fire and we see who mans up
the gym did not teach Frat Matt how to catch or to not be a douscher.
Hey he got the ball though, that's what matters, off the "rebound" but he got it. You can see where his priorities are.
I just love the reporter dogging him out in front of his girl on tv. Calling him a chicken and saying he won't be by his side is great. Also, giving him the shades to keep the lights out of his eyes. What a tool.
She seems like a real bitch to me
She gives him a little hug/cuddle and is laughing about it before the camera crew shows up. Once the camera team shows up she seems a little shy/not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she really doesn't come off a bitch. Just kind of overwhelmed by everything.
That ball was comin' in hot! A good question is, why did she just sit there like the house by the side of the road? Tons of room on her left to bail.
The reporter should have given him some vagisil instead
Hell she should make HIM hold the purse from now on.
catch the ball, kid.
I love that the guy holds on to the ball, girlfriend clearly wants to hold it, and he takes it back within 2 seconds.
LOL That's what takes the cake.... Not only does he move out of the way and let the ball hit her, but he doesn't even let her keep it afterwards, he keeps it himeslf!!
This guy fails on so many levels...
"Oh my, chivalry is dead"
"He owes her a nice steak dinner"
"Bo the Bailer"
lol, That's good stuff... seriously he's such a little bitch.
As soon as I saw the guy being interviewed don the glasses, young Cory rushed to mind.
The best part is that he keeps the ball at the end! Amazing
Can our MGoLadies shed any light on why she is still acting affectionate towards him? Why do girls dig douchey guys? Oh, the mysteries of the cosmos
Yeah, it's one thing for him to get out of the way - that's just instinct. But to keep the ball afterwards is unreal.
As for the girl, well, who knows what happened after the TV cameras were off.
A fowl play my way
I'll save the day. Buck Buck Buck...
Buuuuuuck. IT'S CHICKEN MAN!
Greg Stillson was a character in the book and movie, "The Dead Zone".
Do not click on this link if you have not seen the movie, and wish to do so... for this is the climatic scene.
This guy has Stillson written all over him.
If you can't catch it with your bare hands, you don't deserve it. That goes for children too.