OT: The GREATEST Internet video of all time.
You can all thank me later.
Below is the best video the Internet has ever seen. No, scratch that...it’s the best clip the entertainment world has ever seen.
I know this will give me nightmares for years to come, but I just can’t stop watching it. Almost like I’m in a Commie trance right now. Four years from now, this should be the official song of the Winter Olympics in Russia.
P.S. I have already made this audio track into my new iPhone ringtone.
If you haven't forwarded this to Orson already... so shall I write this, so shall it be done.
I'll leave you the pleasure of doing so!
This video is hilarious... now I have that dumb song in my head.
Did somebody say, Khrushcev?
never been so scared and entertained at the same time in my life.
My favorite videos usually include someone falling or getting hit in the head... or both.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lW-xmnK8wg&feature=player_embedded
Ask and you shall receive. 67 year old man taking it to a young punk on a bus. Just as a little perk the back of his shirt says I am a motherfucker. One more little tid bit is the guy getting is ass beat was a convicted murderer who violated his parole. He is now back in jail where he belongs.
Aside from the epic beard is there any real evidence that this guy is the hero you're making him out to be? I know he says the guy was a murderer (he's not in jail.. video at the link below), but I think Tom has the longer history of violence. It's very probable that he started it with a comment about spit-shining. He then says "A Chinaman" can spit-shine his shoes, which clearly shows ignorance (unless he's a friend of El Duderino). Don't take anything EBM says as truth, and, please, know your meme.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-beard-man
The man is a Vietnam Vet so for starters he was a hero in my book long before he knocked out a guy who clearly was starting a fight with an old man. He gets up and walks away which is also an act of a brave man. In the future I will try to know my meme so as not to get negged by you.
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I mean, what did the solar system ever do to him to make him go all Death Star it?
...that he forgot the lyrics and yet kept on going.
That is strangely hypnotic.
Can't........ look......... away.........
Why did I just watch that? Anyone know what he was singing about?
I think.
One of those videos that makes you wonder how the hell someone actually came across it in the first place.
A Youtube search for "la la la la la la la la mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmm"
That is the most creepily excellent video I've ever seen.
...Soviet Russian entertainment
If "Across 110th Street" didn't exist, I'd be DEMANDING this be the MGoPodcast theme.
In Soviet Russia, TubeYou's you!
Any country that would put this zombie yodeler on-air is rotten from head to toe.
I'ma let you finish, but...
I sincerely hoped this is tagged under nightmare fuel, because there's no other tag that would ever fit.
Isn't that the new owner of the New Jersey Nets?
Does anyone else think that guy looks like a ventriliquist(sp) doll? He also does a very poor job with the lip syncing.
That was good, but I think you overhyped it a bit for me with the "GREATEST of all time" label.
In Soviet Russia, song sings you.
the lip syncing. Those were some pretty sophisticated lyrics. No man could be expected to memorize all of that.
That's creepy as hell. Here's one of my faves:
you go and post something like this...
...and TOTALLY redeem the internet.
Dennis Kucinich is one helluva singer.
Wow. Lobotomy music. Now I will have Nightmares. Thanks, Russia.
The Enzyte guy?
Has to have a great Techno Remix:
Yeah, that's pretty fantastic. The remote up the ass move might be his best, but his most quickly regretted.
That world of warcraft fit just makes me sad.
1) There's the fit itself. The kid trying to shove a remote control up his ass because of a video game...say no more.
2) Twenty-two million people watched a 10 year old throw a tantrum.
3) 150,000 people basically said, "Why did he shove a remote control up his ass?
It makes the dude in Winnipeg taking a shit in a potted plant in the mall look distinguished.
Dude- he's like 15! I watched one of the other ones by the same person, and it's that kid on his 16th birthday. It's "World's Greatest Freakout #3." Highly recommended. Less visceral; more humorous.
Make sure you warn us before showing explicit content next time. My two and a half year old just went all "baby einstein" on me.
I'm getting every lyric from that song tattooed on my back.
I hope they don't misspell it.
and praise be the internet tubes, some commenter provided us with this:
"This is song without words. It is vocal expression of joy of person, who is returning home after long absent, maybe after army or other reasons.
Хиль, Эдуард Анатольевич (Hill, Eduard Anatolyevich). A renowned russian singer (baritone).
Born September 4, 1934 in Smolensk, USSR.
Graduated in solo singing from Rimsky-Korsakov Conservatory in 1960.
Honorary Artist of the Russian Federation (1968). National Artist of the Russian Federation (1974).
Winner of the Russian and International Variety Performers Contests.
Eduard Hill is the original performer of many songs of a soviet 60’s, such as: “Лесорубы” (“Woodcutters”), “Песня о друге” (“Song about a Friend”). He also performed such USSR hits as “Берёзовый сок” (“Birch Tree Juice”), “Солнечная баллада” (“Sun Ballade”), “Как хорошо быть генералом” (“So Good to be a General”). His manner of singing is unique: a bright, perfect and everlastingly clear lyrical baritone with a lively charge of optimism and humour."
So there. I think Mr. Hill may deserve a prominent spot over at WLA. I'd like to find out where can I get some Birch Tree Juice, too.
And how does a good Soviet end up with the last name of Hill?
the world needs more songs about birch trees and their juice. God knows I've tried - slaving over the ivories for hours, penning odes to trees and sap, only to reach creative impasses known only to alcoholic, impotent poets.
and it's....Gay with song?
That is pretty good, but it's at best the second best Eastern European music video:
Awesome :) I love how Jozin eats mostly Prague citizens. Just fantastic.
Two words: Die Antwoord
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ
This one goes out to our slot receivers:
My simple response?
WTF was that?