OT: The GREATEST Internet video of all time.

Submitted by FabFiver5 on

You can all thank me later.

Below is the best video the Internet has ever seen. No, scratch that...it’s the best clip the entertainment world has ever seen.

I know this will give me nightmares for years to come, but I just can’t stop watching it. Almost like I’m in a Commie trance right now. Four years from now, this should be the official song of the Winter Olympics in Russia.

P.S. I have already made this audio track into my new iPhone ringtone.

dennisblundon

March 1st, 2010 at 4:40 PM ^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lW-xmnK8wg&feature=player_embedded
Ask and you shall receive. 67 year old man taking it to a young punk on a bus. Just as a little perk the back of his shirt says I am a motherfucker. One more little tid bit is the guy getting is ass beat was a convicted murderer who violated his parole. He is now back in jail where he belongs.

Blue Bunny Friday

March 1st, 2010 at 6:56 PM ^

Aside from the epic beard is there any real evidence that this guy is the hero you're making him out to be? I know he says the guy was a murderer (he's not in jail.. video at the link below), but I think Tom has the longer history of violence. It's very probable that he started it with a comment about spit-shining. He then says "A Chinaman" can spit-shine his shoes, which clearly shows ignorance (unless he's a friend of El Duderino). Don't take anything EBM says as truth, and, please, know your meme.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-beard-man

WolvinLA2

March 1st, 2010 at 5:34 PM ^

Does anyone else think that guy looks like a ventriliquist(sp) doll? He also does a very poor job with the lip syncing.

That was good, but I think you overhyped it a bit for me with the "GREATEST of all time" label.

Noahdb

March 1st, 2010 at 6:56 PM ^

That world of warcraft fit just makes me sad.

1) There's the fit itself. The kid trying to shove a remote control up his ass because of a video game...say no more.
2) Twenty-two million people watched a 10 year old throw a tantrum.
3) 150,000 people basically said, "Why did he shove a remote control up his ass?

It makes the dude in Winnipeg taking a shit in a potted plant in the mall look distinguished.

Don

March 1st, 2010 at 7:02 PM ^

and praise be the internet tubes, some commenter provided us with this:

"This is song without words. It is vocal expression of joy of person, who is returning home after long absent, maybe after army or other reasons.

Хиль, Эдуард Анатольевич (Hill, Eduard Anatolyevich). A renowned russian singer (baritone).

Born September 4, 1934 in Smolensk, USSR.
Graduated in solo singing from Rimsky-Korsakov Conservatory in 1960.
Honorary Artist of the Russian Federation (1968). National Artist of the Russian Federation (1974).
Winner of the Russian and International Variety Performers Contests.

Eduard Hill is the original performer of many songs of a soviet 60’s, such as: “Лесорубы” (“Woodcutters”), “Песня о друге” (“Song about a Friend”). He also performed such USSR hits as “Берёзовый сок” (“Birch Tree Juice”), “Солнечная баллада” (“Sun Ballade”), “Как хорошо быть генералом” (“So Good to be a General”). His manner of singing is unique: a bright, perfect and everlastingly clear lyrical baritone with a lively charge of optimism and humour."

So there. I think Mr. Hill may deserve a prominent spot over at WLA. I'd like to find out where can I get some Birch Tree Juice, too.

And how does a good Soviet end up with the last name of Hill?