this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Great pic!? Dude's going to need some serious medical treatment if he's not dead.
Oh, relax. Those morons know what they're getting into.
As my father use to say when us kids were goofing around:
"It's all fun-and-games until someone gets a teste extracated by a bull horn."
at least they grow back
but if a human gets his nuts torn off by an angry bull, ain't nothing growing back except scar tissue.
is just one more reason to be terrified of lawyers.
Running with the bulls can be a ballsy decision
"You mess with the bull . . ."
Great? Artistically speaking, it certainly captures the moment. But....
Rex Ryan was actually running with the bulls a few days ago. Video of it is out somewhere, but it doesn't actually show him running with them (he's just trying to crawl over a fence there or something)
Must have been a Buffalo Wild Wings on the other side of that fence.
or a Podiatrist's office.
Edit: Post right below me already made my point. Nothing to see here- moving right along.
All too often the world forgets Rex Ryan has a foot fetish.
Let this be our daily reminder.
There was no running involved. It was a fat guy clumsily trying to climb
I think the expression of the guy in the upper left corner is a good summary for my reaction to this picture.
I noticed that as well.
Charles Darwin must be typing LMAO from his grave.
The bulls are running to their death, so I have no pity for anyone who gets hurt running with them "for the experience".
Animals < People.
But honestly, this is an RCMB post. "ZOMG look at this guy get horned in the ballz, bros!"
People are animals, biologically speaking.
Yes, "your suffering is less relevant than my suffering." Speciesism at it's finest. Doesn't paint a great picture even when you ignore the fact that the humans understood what was happening as opposed to the bulls who did not.
de-cleater, de-pantser, and de-baller. The horned trifecta.
What the hell is around his ankles??
Edit: I'm dumb, those are his pantalones.
Don't belong in the same sentence.
Bull must be a wolverine.....all about busting nuts
Not the pants off, dance off!!!
"I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG!!!"
I always root for the bulls.
Just about to break through the skin.
Presumably, the man in the above photo is the one being discussed in this Sky News story (HERE). He was taken to safety and the bull was eventually put back on track after a while.
If it is the same person, he is an American and was gored in the abdomen. Five other people were gored as well today. No one is listed in any particularly serious condition thankfully.
A friend of mine ran with the bulls the last two years in a Manningham jersey. Balla.
Quite a convenient way to remove yourself from the gene pool.