Just read this in this month's GQ, thought I should share:
#19 Ohio State
HOME OF: The excessive-school-pride douche.
AFFECTATIONS: Dressing for class each morning as if you were the offensive-line coach; writing prison letters to Maurice Clarett.
OVERHEARD AT BUCKEYE CAREER-BUILDING WORKSHOP: "You can put 'Won a national championship' on a resume, right?"
MOST LIKELY TO: Suffocate a hapless Boilermakers fan with a giant foam Number One after offhand comment about how the marching band's "script Ohio" wasn't all *that* impressive.
HONORABLE-MENTION EXCESSIVE-SCHOOL-PRIDE INSTITUTIONS: Duke, Michigan, Texas, Penn State, Yeshiva University
Mod Edit: (HT: michiganfootballblog for providing this link)