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OT: Funny Bracket Entry Titles

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March 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
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OT: Funny Bracket Entry Titles

I consider it a yearly tradition to come up with a funny bracket entry title.  This year, I went with "BrucePearlNecklace."  Who's got a good one?

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
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FloridaWolverine
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Put the money in my

Put the money in my Hansborough 

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
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Not basketball related but topical

Homer Simpson Needed in Japan

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
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Drinkin' The Woody Hayes

Drinkin' The Woody Hayes Punch

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
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My entries are all titled:

My entries are all titled: Zack Novak's Grit

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
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You win

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
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best one i've heard in years

best one i've heard in years - love it!

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
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I'm going with Gritty

I'm going with Gritty McGritterson, with a pic of Novak as my avatar.

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
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I like to do name

I like to do name puns.

This year:

Igar Guljiz

 

Last year:

Todd Lerfondler

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
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Another

Michael Hunt?

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
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GVBlue86
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Thats a good one too. My

Thats a good one too.

My personal favorite: Hugh Jeffencoch

Or Heywood Jablomie. Or a horribly offensive "Amanda Rae Paninfant"

 

I have so many of these I could go on forever. Basically all thanks to the morning radio show I listen to (Freebeer and Hotwings). They used to do PA pranks where they would call the front desk of a store and have them call the name out on the loudspeaker.

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
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profitgoblue
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The next level

If you want to take it to the next level, listen to Sal and Richard's prank phone calls to Trade-o radio programs on the Howard Stern Show.  These are outstanding and they use hilarious fake names.

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March 17th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
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Personal Favorite

I can't get enough of those two idiots, between the Trade-E-O phone calls to Sal's self diagnosis I get my laughs for the week.

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March 17th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
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Also,

Richard Fitzwell

Hugh Jardon

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March 17th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
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GVBlue86
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Damnit you made me laugh at

Damnit you made me laugh at work so every can hear and wonder what the hell Im doing. Willie Fistergash just really got to me, lol.

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
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Doing Things the Hardaway? 

Doing Things the Hardaway? 

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
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Uncle Tom's Bracket

Uncle Tom's Bracket

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
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I went the same route

"Christian Laettner is a bitch"

my roomate went with "Can't get a fade everyday"

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
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Tim Hardaway Sr's Homophobia

Too soon?

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
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My bracket entry is

My bracket entry is named...

Christian Laettner is a Female Dog

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
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Mine are some varation on

Mine are some varation on Sparty Blows....except for the year I picked them to go far.  It pained me to have to root for them.  This year, I've taken care of that problem, although I expect I wont win my pool.

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
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Houston

Houston We Have Tipoff

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
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I have two

"Get the F&*% Off My Court"

"Will Trade My Bracket for Free Tattoos"

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March 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
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I also have "Have a Blessed

I also have "Have a Blessed Bracket! jt"

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
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In honor of Mr. Sheen

Simply "WINNING!"

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
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Honor and Sheen

are two words that should never be used in the same sentene.

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
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On the same grain

Mine is "WINNING! w/Charlie Sheen"

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
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Mine is "Zack Novak = Rooster Cogburn"

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March 17th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
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jsimms
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bracket name

in honor of past michigan glory-----fightin' turtlenecks

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March 17th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
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Bracket names

I'll get on it ASAP

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March 17th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
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Profitgoblue

Sal and Richard are two of the funniest idiots on the Howard Stern show. They do some amazing bits. I love that show!

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March 17th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
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my 2

Brady Hoke touched me

Thard and the butterfly

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March 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
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plaidflannel
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The title of my group with my

The title of my group with my Michigan State friends: "Get the ___ Off My Court."  I thought it was appropriate.

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March 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
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Who Let The Nard Out?

Who Let The Nard Out?

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March 17th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
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dilithium touchdowns > buzzer

dilithium touchdowns > buzzer beaters. Sparty: used and abused but still begging for another beating, just like a crack whore. and thats pretty much it

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March 17th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
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Mine

Happy easter!

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March 17th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
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If I Had To Name Them

I am in three pools, so....

"Nuke Duke"

"Upset Days"

"Tresselmania"

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March 17th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
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"Bracket 1" "Bracket

"Bracket 1"

"Bracket 2"

"Bracket 3"

So uncreative, it's creative.

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