OT - Feinbaum Cartoon Caption Contest

Submitted by CLord on

I was bored tonight while the wife was away and found myself despising Feinbaum extra right before the season so I drew this cartoon but  came up short on the caption.  Rather than table it, I thought I'd share it and see what some of you can come up with.  Have at it!

If someone could embed the image that would be great as I am technologically challenged.

http://imgur.com/a/DPeP6

List your best for caption A and then caption B!

I'll update it with the winning caption as your big prize!

M-Dog

August 26th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^

A: "I've got to make college football safe for the SEC again."

B: "Jim Harbaugh doesn't care about his players.                 He won't pay their mother's electric bill."

Mgodiscgolfer

August 26th, 2016 at 11:12 AM ^

A. I can't keep a hard-on for five minutes with all these where's Harbaugh now updates.

B. I have called this news conference because, I have conclusive evidence that Satellite camps have founded ISIS. I am petitioning Washington to have10,000 zika virus mosquitos flown into Ann Arbor ASAP.

Hugh

August 26th, 2016 at 11:12 AM ^

He was upset that the NCAA is further investigating the NCAA. He said, in effect, Auburn must have offered more money than Mississippi if the player went to Auburn instead of Mississippi. I guess Finebaum believes that all SEC teams pay their players under the table and that's fine with him. Nothing to see here!!!!  I think his attacks on Harbaugh are a smoke screen to draw attention from the total corruption that has spread throughout the SEC.