OT: Favorite Wi-Fi Network Names
Happy Friday ya'll. What is your favorite Wi-Fi Network name?
Let me just eliminate some of the obvious:
Bill Wi the Science Fi
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
You Kids Get Off My LAN
Abraham Linksys
LANdownUnder
Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wi-Fi
...but it's been 'Bolivia' for awhile.
I have two dogs, Bodie and Livy or Olivia...combine them and you get Bolivia.
"Comcast is literally Hitler"
A buddy of mine lived in an apartment building with a lot of stoner tenants in college. His Wi-Fi name was DEA Enforcement Van 1.
That was before they changed it to "I can hear you having sex apartment 6"
Cool story bro: My brother and his roommates in late college had a wifi named "The Sugar Mines." That's a cute name, but the problem is I'm still friends with all of these guys and whenever I go to their houses they all still have the same WiFi as my brother, and they all believe in changing up their passwords often. None of these people are willing to change the name of their networks after having it for a decade+ and Apple still can't figure out how to solve the "linksys" problem of affecting all networks by that name when you forget one.
Cooler story bro: Mine is Go Go Gadget Internet.
Yeah, many members of my family use the same wifi name, me included. It can be a bit annoying. (But it's such a nice name! Last name begins h-o, so first part of last name plus home sounds right.)
I like to pick a neighbor and make my wifi name something about their wifi name.
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Dr. Labes was the next door neighbor (nice guy, big M fan). So my brother and I decided we'd name the new dog "Doctor Labes." The afternoon of fun we got from this was totally worth the Saturday raking leaves on his lawn afterwards.
April 24th, 2015 at 10:07 AM ^
Big balls on your face
Bigger balls on your face
Biggest balls on your face...peace!
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April 24th, 2015 at 10:07 AM ^
I can hear you having sex
Then another name in the same building was
We can hear you not having sex
Always thought that was funny.
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April 24th, 2015 at 10:10 AM ^
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April 24th, 2015 at 10:16 AM ^
My cousins WiFi name was Apartment 5B Bathroom Cam. He was in apartment 5A and apartment 5B was 3 girls he never spoke to.
April 24th, 2015 at 10:16 AM ^
"Take an internet, leave an internet"
April 24th, 2015 at 10:18 AM ^
2girls1router
April 24th, 2015 at 10:32 AM ^
I laughed out loud. Then I told everyone in my office that name and they all laughed too.
+1
I hope your co-workers tell their friends, and then those friends tell their co-workers, and so on and so on, until the whole world gets a good chuckle. (Sorry, I'm very tired)
How awesome would it be for one of your co-workers to tell you this very story?
I hope by then it's a tale that's grown to epic comedic proportions.
Fuck, I was gonna do that one someone has it in my dorm
April 24th, 2015 at 10:25 AM ^
Blaine County Radio
April 24th, 2015 at 10:31 AM ^
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April 24th, 2015 at 10:35 AM ^
My old neighbors, when I lived in an apartment building, named their network "Bloody Tampon IN YR GRILL".
No explanation was ever proffered.
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404 Not Found runs on one band of my wifi, NSA on the other.
April 24th, 2015 at 12:39 PM ^
Mine is Комитет государственной безопасности.
Better known as 'KGB'
April 24th, 2015 at 11:05 AM ^
A clickbait article with screencaps of 40 good ones, some of which we've already covered here. Turns out the flamingos one has a 3rd one, "Flamingos for Sale".
http://www.dorkly.com/post/71838/the-funniest-wi-fi-names-ever
April 24th, 2015 at 11:06 AM ^
Someone in very close proximity to me has Weyland-Yutani.
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April 24th, 2015 at 12:25 PM ^
Compy!!
April 24th, 2015 at 12:38 PM ^
"Trogdor was a man..."
April 24th, 2015 at 12:45 PM ^
Was trying to figure out why someone from Hermosa should know this. Still not sure, but the Googles sorta helped.
April 24th, 2015 at 11:20 AM ^
I recently changed providers and named my network Harbaugh's Khakis.
April 24th, 2015 at 11:20 AM ^
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with thin walls. I didn't want my neighbors to freak out on fall Saturdays (or last night when the Wings blew it) when they heard loud screaming. So, my WiFi name is:
"theyellingisaboutsports"
April 24th, 2015 at 11:39 AM ^
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April 24th, 2015 at 11:57 AM ^
Read this somewhere on the interwebz, don't remember where...
The guy set his WiFi to "Hack If You Can". Next day he goes to log on, and his Wifi is called "Challenge Accepted".
April 24th, 2015 at 12:02 PM ^
My neighbor and I seem to have an informal contest going now ever since I changed the name of our home wireless about a year ago from the generic "linksys" to "this crappy network". Indeed, ever since I changed it, people who come over and wish to use a device will often ask, "Who owns this crappy network?" When I tell them I do, I've even gotten an odd apology out of what I assume is reflex.
My neighbor, not to be outdone, has since named his "in the outhouse", and as we can see each other's networks, it is interesting to now get questions like, "Who is on in the outhouse?" because obviously that's a deeply personal question.
April 24th, 2015 at 12:08 PM ^
I live in San Antonio, I had to