I was sitting next to a table of teens at a Columbus mall food court a few years ago and overheard this ...
"My Dad smokes weed everyday, and he's not addicted."
What you're saying is, Buckeye fans are the result of doing drugs while procreating?
Makes sense to me.
this father will look for a job tomorrow.
Her dad can quit at any time. Duh.
[Looks around to make sure wife isn't looking over his shoulder as he posts this]
"I do too"
What is your favorite song of all time?
Just another n***a- state property II
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
Who do you admire most?
My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
When do you plan on getting married?
it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life
Get the number or give the number?
i would have 2 say bof
Romance or Kinky Sex?
it dont matta however i can get it
How do you feel?
i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person... lol....not really dont be dat person
What size shoe do you wear?
a big enouf size 2 boot chu da fuck up outta here
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel
sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones
Would you rather be hot or cold?
fuckin warm fuck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no
What is your favorite clothing brand?
state property, im on my philly shit im on my jawn... lol
Most Memorable Past?
shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
96 impala ss
Your favorite Disney Films?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz he was all fiend out
Do you support Paris?
why should i
Where is Waldo?
i killed dat punk muthafucka he owed me money
i would have 2 go with.............. water
What was your last thought?
why da fuck am i doin dis interview
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on
Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
i want sum milk and cookies
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes
Are you a cat or a dog person?
im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
deaf btu dam neither
Define yourself in 3 words...
im da shit
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
what da fuck is cold cereal
What is your favorite TV show?
Kill the spider or let it out?
man! fuck dat spider
Do you shower every single day?
shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
shit ima be askin him 4 sum change
Boat or bus?
bus bitch! i cant swim
Where do you want to travel next?
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
I be like yea and den ima rob em', ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthafucka
What is your favorite food?
I like 2 licky licky licky licky... lol
Do you read harry potter books?
who da fuck is dat!
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated
Have you had a beer in the last week?
shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Bof of dem shits is nasty but i fuck wit gatorade
Favorite body part?
my whole fuckin body
Flip flops or sandles?
come on now! what type of question is dat?
What do you do on fridays?
whatever da fuck i feel like doin
Do you like bananas?
dope has many definitions.
If you have spent any time in Ohio you would see how totally commonplace this is.
Water's hydrophobic, right?
that is grounds for "Parent of the Year" in Ohio.
"Favorite thing to say to OSU fans after they lose a game
I like to chant:
"O - H"
I live in Columbus, so I get heat non-stop for being a UofM alum ... so only fun I have is to say that to them after losses like what happened last night."
"Damn, I must have been drunk when I posted this, this was totally supposed to be a reply further up, you know, where people were actually were talking ..." -OMG Shirtless
"Stop right there Mr. Norris."