OT: favorite quotes from the not so smart

What is your favorite song of all time? Just another n***a- state property II Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have? i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me Who do you admire most? My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where? fuckin real When do you plan on getting married? it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life Get the number or give the number? i would have 2 say bof Romance or Kinky Sex? it dont matta however i can get it How do you feel? i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person... lol....not really dont be dat person What size shoe do you wear? a big enouf size 2 boot chu da fuck up outta here T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones Would you rather be hot or cold? fuckin warm fuck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other? opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no What is your favorite clothing brand? state property, im on my philly shit im on my jawn... lol Most Memorable Past? shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know If you had to pick one car, which would it be? 96 impala ss Your favorite Disney Films? fuck disney Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he was all fiend out Do you support Paris? why should i Where is Waldo? i killed dat punk muthafucka he owed me money Favorite element? i would have 2 go with.............. water What was your last thought? why da fuck am i doin dis interview Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other? i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on Who are you going to vote for in 2008? me Juice and crackers or milk and cookies? i want sum milk and cookies Favorite fruit? watermelon Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough? dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes Are you a cat or a dog person? im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat Would you rather be blind or deaf? deaf btu dam neither Define yourself in 3 words... im da shit Do you eat cold cereal at night? what da fuck is cold cereal What is your favorite TV show? the wire Kill the spider or let it out? man! fuck dat spider Do you shower every single day? shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2 Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? shit ima be askin him 4 sum change Boat or bus? bus bitch! i cant swim Where do you want to travel next? da future What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out I be like yea and den ima rob em', ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthafucka What is your favorite food? I like 2 licky licky licky licky... lol Do you read harry potter books? who da fuck is dat! If you could have one super human power what would you choose? come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated Have you had a beer in the last week? shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot! Vitamin Water or Gatorade? Bof of dem shits is nasty but i fuck wit gatorade Favorite body part? my whole fuckin body Flip flops or sandles? come on now! what type of question is dat? What do you do on fridays? whatever da fuck i feel like doin Do you like bananas? do u