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October 20th, 2009 at 2:07 PM
#302
NHWolverine
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Well Done

Here's another memorable one:

"Hey Lady walking by my way
Why not give me a break today?
I'll be happy with a little pay
And fix my Chevrolet

But if you put in 2
I'll say thank you
And buy me a B-M-W!"

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October 20th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
#303
Kapitan Howard
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This man walks by He has a

This man walks by
He has a beard
He probably thinks
I'm pretty weird

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October 20th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
#304
w2olvesg
Joined: 09/24/2009
MGoPoints: 158
This wasn't a poem

This wasn't a poem but i remember once i went back for a homecoming game two years after i graduated and while i was walking by the bongo guy on my way to the game, i suddenly hear him go, "hey! didn't you graduate two years ago?". Scary part is i don't think i've ever talked to the bongo guy...

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October 20th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
#305
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When walking out of a Tigers

When walking out of a Tigers loss (yes, bongo guy gets around):

Hey there, Tiger fan, don't you frown
[At least] your team's better than that next guy down

(a guy in a Lions jersey)

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October 20th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
#306
notetoself
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when you cross the road you

when you cross the road
you need to run real fast
make sure that car
don't hit your ass

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October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
#307
greatness
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my friend had walked by

my friend had walked by earlier and he said something to her, then she walked by again.

Hey there it's the lady in black

I always knew she would come back

But she didn't throw nothing in my sack

It's too bad that's a matter of fact

Now I can't get a Big Mac

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October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
#308
Section 1
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All I can say is

For Bongo Guy,
I've never stopped,
but now I see,
he's got y'all hopped.

So next time that
I pass by his way,
I'll help him fix
that Chevrolet.

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October 20th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
(Reply to #8) #309
uniqenam
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I was going more for things

I was going more for things that he said, not poetry about him :)

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October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
#310
Tim Waymen
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Something like:

Hey pretty girl won't you just cut me some slack
If I weren't doing this I would probably be selling crack

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October 20th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
(Reply to #9) #311
jmblue
Joined: 11/07/2008
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That's a staple of his. I

That's a staple of his. I think the second line goes like "At least I'm not out selling crack."

BTW, the day MSU surpasses us in football dominance will be the day Bongo Man goes there instead of Ann Arbor when both teams are playing at home.

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October 20th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
(Reply to #11) #312
Gus_possessivea...
Joined: 03/07/2009
MGoPoints: 245
Wrong. Maybe the day MSU

Wrong. Maybe the day MSU passes us in attendance (i.e. never) but not in dominance.

He used to have an awesome black lab that just laid beside the bongo, unfazed by the crowd and noise. Sadly, he died a few seasons ago.

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October 20th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
#313
CablBlue
Joined: 02/24/2009
MGoPoints: 88
My all-time favorite...

Here comes a girl dressed in black,
Girl's going to give me a heart attack,
Man that girl is really stacked,
She's got it working from the front and back.
Oh, Im sorry!!! (to her after the song is over)

So funny. My friends and I still bring it up and it was years ago.

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October 20th, 2009 at 5:16 PM
#314
LinemenForever
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Joined: 09/10/2009
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Boy in black

Now here comes a boy in black,
Son be smart and don't smoke crack.

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October 20th, 2009 at 5:34 PM
#315
BiSB
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I can't remember exactly...

But something like:

I know you don't like me
talking bout your spouse
but at least I'm out here
instead of robbing your house

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October 20th, 2009 at 5:46 PM
#316
Hard Gay
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MGoPoints: 1421
After the oregon game Thank

After the oregon game

Thank you kind sir for the buck
i wish you all kinds of luck
boy does it really suck
to get pooped on by a duck

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October 20th, 2009 at 8:41 PM
#317
agutting09
Joined: 08/30/2009
MGoPoints: 8
Hey that girl...

While walking to the game with my girlfriend...be sure to recite it outloud, it will make more sense.

Hey that girl
She's nice and pretty
And my oh my
She got a nice pair of...eyes

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October 20th, 2009 at 10:18 PM
#318
simonsays
Joined: 11/18/2008
MGoPoints: 258
he's everywhere

no joke, we saw him at the infield of the Kentucky Derby this year. I went up to him and asked to confirm it was him, and got a picture with him.

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October 22nd, 2009 at 12:15 PM
(Reply to #18) #319
allHAILthedeath...
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Joined: 04/13/2009
MGoPoints: 47
Pics

or it didn't happen.

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October 21st, 2009 at 10:25 AM
#320
MaizeandBlue14
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Joined: 11/09/2008
MGoPoints: 620
After App State

I know you hate those Mountaineers
Don't worry they're still a bunch of queers

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