Here's another memorable one:
"Hey Lady walking by my way
Why not give me a break today?
I'll be happy with a little pay
And fix my Chevrolet
But if you put in 2
I'll say thank you
And buy me a B-M-W!"
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OT- Favorite Bongo Guy Sayings
October 20th, 2009 at 2:07 PM
#52
Well Done
October 20th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
#53
This man walks by
He has a
This man walks by
He has a beard
He probably thinks
I'm pretty weird
October 20th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
#54
This wasn't a poem
This wasn't a poem but i remember once i went back for a homecoming game two years after i graduated and while i was walking by the bongo guy on my way to the game, i suddenly hear him go, "hey! didn't you graduate two years ago?". Scary part is i don't think i've ever talked to the bongo guy...
October 20th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
#55
When walking out of a Tigers
When walking out of a Tigers loss (yes, bongo guy gets around):
Hey there, Tiger fan, don't you frown
[At least] your team's better than that next guy down
(a guy in a Lions jersey)
October 20th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
#56
when you cross the road
you
when you cross the road
you need to run real fast
make sure that car
don't hit your ass
October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
#57
my friend had walked by
my friend had walked by earlier and he said something to her, then she walked by again.
Hey there it's the lady in black
I always knew she would come back
But she didn't throw nothing in my sack
It's too bad that's a matter of fact
Now I can't get a Big Mac
October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
#58
All I can say is
For Bongo Guy,
I've never stopped,
but now I see,
he's got y'all hopped.
So next time that
I pass by his way,
I'll help him fix
that Chevrolet.
October 20th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
#59
I was going more for things
I was going more for things that he said, not poetry about him :)
October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
#60
Something like:
Hey pretty girl won't you just cut me some slack
If I weren't doing this I would probably be selling crack
October 20th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
#61
That's a staple of his. I
That's a staple of his. I think the second line goes like "At least I'm not out selling crack."
BTW, the day MSU surpasses us in football dominance will be the day Bongo Man goes there instead of Ann Arbor when both teams are playing at home.
October 20th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
#62
Wrong. Maybe the day MSU
Wrong. Maybe the day MSU passes us in attendance (i.e. never) but not in dominance.
He used to have an awesome black lab that just laid beside the bongo, unfazed by the crowd and noise. Sadly, he died a few seasons ago.
October 20th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
#63
My all-time favorite...
Here comes a girl dressed in black,
Girl's going to give me a heart attack,
Man that girl is really stacked,
She's got it working from the front and back.
Oh, Im sorry!!! (to her after the song is over)
So funny. My friends and I still bring it up and it was years ago.
October 20th, 2009 at 5:16 PM
#64
Boy in black
Now here comes a boy in black,
Son be smart and don't smoke crack.
October 20th, 2009 at 5:34 PM
#65
I can't remember exactly...
But something like:
I know you don't like me
talking bout your spouse
but at least I'm out here
instead of robbing your house
October 20th, 2009 at 5:46 PM
#66
After the oregon game
Thank
After the oregon game
Thank you kind sir for the buck
i wish you all kinds of luck
boy does it really suck
to get pooped on by a duck
October 20th, 2009 at 8:41 PM
#67
Hey that girl...
While walking to the game with my girlfriend...be sure to recite it outloud, it will make more sense.
Hey that girl
She's nice and pretty
And my oh my
She got a nice pair of...eyes
October 20th, 2009 at 10:18 PM
#68
he's everywhere
no joke, we saw him at the infield of the Kentucky Derby this year. I went up to him and asked to confirm it was him, and got a picture with him.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:15 PM
#69
Pics
or it didn't happen.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:25 AM
#70
After App State
I know you hate those Mountaineers
Don't worry they're still a bunch of queers
