OT- Favorite Bongo Guy Sayings

Submitted by uniqenam on

Since I love everything the bongo-rapping guy says, I wonder if anyone else remembers any epic poems he has presented. Here's my favorite he recently said to my mom, who was with me and my dad:

"Hey lady, don't be so sad,
Your husband don't seem too bad,
and here's something to make you glad,
at least I ain't your babies dad"