OT- Favorite Bongo Guy Sayings

Here's another memorable one:

"Hey Lady walking by my way
Why not give me a break today?
I'll be happy with a little pay
And fix my Chevrolet

But if you put in 2
I'll say thank you
And buy me a B-M-W!"

This man walks by
He has a beard
He probably thinks
I'm pretty weird

This wasn't a poem but i remember once i went back for a homecoming game two years after i graduated and while i was walking by the bongo guy on my way to the game, i suddenly hear him go, "hey! didn't you graduate two years ago?". Scary part is i don't think i've ever talked to the bongo guy...

When walking out of a Tigers loss (yes, bongo guy gets around):

Hey there, Tiger fan, don't you frown
[At least] your team's better than that next guy down

(a guy in a Lions jersey)

when you cross the road
you need to run real fast
make sure that car
don't hit your ass

my friend had walked by earlier and he said something to her, then she walked by again.

Hey there it's the lady in black

I always knew she would come back

But she didn't throw nothing in my sack

It's too bad that's a matter of fact

Now I can't get a Big Mac

For Bongo Guy,
I've never stopped,
but now I see,
he's got y'all hopped.

So next time that
I pass by his way,
I'll help him fix
that Chevrolet.

Hey pretty girl won't you just cut me some slack
If I weren't doing this I would probably be selling crack

Here comes a girl dressed in black,
Girl's going to give me a heart attack,
Man that girl is really stacked,
She's got it working from the front and back.
Oh, Im sorry!!! (to her after the song is over)

So funny. My friends and I still bring it up and it was years ago.

Now here comes a boy in black,
Son be smart and don't smoke crack.

But something like:

I know you don't like me
talking bout your spouse
but at least I'm out here
instead of robbing your house

After the oregon game

Thank you kind sir for the buck
i wish you all kinds of luck
boy does it really suck
to get pooped on by a duck

While walking to the game with my girlfriend...be sure to recite it outloud, it will make more sense.

Hey that girl
She's nice and pretty
And my oh my
She got a nice pair of...eyes

no joke, we saw him at the infield of the Kentucky Derby this year. I went up to him and asked to confirm it was him, and got a picture with him.

I know you hate those Mountaineers
Don't worry they're still a bunch of queers