OT: Fantasy Football Team Names
Fantasy Football Season is upon us. I always get a kick out of hearing the clever team names that are being used. This year I went with "Taste Dwayne Bowe". It works especially well because I ended up getting Marshawn Lynch (with the whole skittles thing). I use the Yahoo! League, which restricts you to 20 characters.
Lets hear some good ones ...
(Delete if this is too OT for this time of year)
September 4th, 2013 at 10:49 PM ^
RGIII MCs and One DJ Fluker
A beastie tribute.
September 4th, 2013 at 10:53 PM ^
Mine is usually WNBA All-Starzz but this year I changed it to something stupider and want to think of a better one. Team abbreviation is always WNBA though.
September 4th, 2013 at 10:53 PM ^
Is Ziggy The Ansah?
September 4th, 2013 at 10:54 PM ^
Hurry Up With My Damn Croissants!
September 4th, 2013 at 11:00 PM ^
Joe Buck Yourself and Over the Dwayne Bowe
September 4th, 2013 at 11:35 PM ^
The wind-up, and the pitch...Whoaaa it's a SCREWBALLLLL.
September 5th, 2013 at 12:33 AM ^
'the' in Over the Dwayne Bowe is redundant. Over Dwayne Bowe is what you're looking for.
September 4th, 2013 at 10:59 PM ^
I touchdown there
Jaquizzed in my pants
Tds&Beer
September 4th, 2013 at 11:00 PM ^
Will Twerk for TD's
September 4th, 2013 at 11:08 PM ^
was from a few years back... Cousin's team was "Butt Sweat and Tears"
September 4th, 2013 at 11:21 PM ^
Carson Palmer is my QB. (Auto draft, my fault).
So.... Carson's Palm Hair. ID is Jerk.
September 4th, 2013 at 11:21 PM ^
'Tronic the Catchhog
Multiple Choice Ansah
Staff to Bush
September 4th, 2013 at 11:28 PM ^
Got this one from a fellow mgoblogger 2-3 years back and still using it. Love the Phil Collins reference.
September 4th, 2013 at 11:31 PM ^
Fluker and Leave Her
September 4th, 2013 at 11:31 PM ^
The two I always have are Show me your TDs and RG3way
September 4th, 2013 at 11:33 PM ^
Because I missed my draft two years in a row.
September 4th, 2013 at 11:42 PM ^
Grbac that ass up
Bradshaw me naked
Mike Golic Dougs Flutie
Its on like Ndamukong
September 4th, 2013 at 11:43 PM ^
That's the ticket to a winning team for me this year.
Oh and last year I was "My Johnson Goes Deeper" because I had Calvin.
September 4th, 2013 at 11:43 PM ^
These are all my teams. These are dynasty leagues
Muff Riders
ConVicks
Beaver Fever
Border Patrol
The Goodfellas (movie league)
Eves Forbidden Fruit (bible league )
Touchdown Jesus
Multiple Scorgasms!
Baseball Furies ( Warriors movie league)
Dez Nuts
September 4th, 2013 at 11:46 PM ^
suh girls one cup
my jim Schwartz are dirty
September 4th, 2013 at 11:48 PM ^
Burleson coat factory.
September 4th, 2013 at 11:50 PM ^
aka tongue-punch my fartbox
September 4th, 2013 at 11:50 PM ^
Go read a book...
September 4th, 2013 at 11:53 PM ^
Vinegar strokes
September 4th, 2013 at 11:54 PM ^
...I drafted Chris, Stevie and Andre so naturally my team is the...
Tremendous Johnsons.
(would have taken Calvin too but the price got driven into the stratosphere)
September 4th, 2013 at 11:55 PM ^
Laurence Tynes' All-Star Team
September 4th, 2013 at 11:56 PM ^
Connor Barth and the boys
September 4th, 2013 at 11:57 PM ^
My password is Taco
I am not a creative man and I love The League.
September 4th, 2013 at 11:58 PM ^
Dwayne Bowe Bush Coalition
September 5th, 2013 at 12:05 AM ^
always a classic
September 5th, 2013 at 12:21 AM ^
Hot "QB" Pockets
And my avatar is a hot pocket, naturally.
September 5th, 2013 at 12:23 AM ^
They're my team names, but I had a much cleverer friend come up with them. Last year: Does Brady have to Hoke a bitch. This year: The Chronicles of Denardia.
September 5th, 2013 at 12:31 AM ^
So I went with Truffle Schefflers. Also because I played college ball with Tony's brother and they are a great family.
September 5th, 2013 at 1:16 AM ^
... Justin Beiber Gave Me Herpes
Then my commish rejected the name about 10 minutes after
September 5th, 2013 at 1:19 AM ^
Kooper Klux Klan
September 5th, 2013 at 1:30 AM ^
Confidence pool not a fantasy league, but I go by Denard's Incisors. Won two years ago and came in 3rd last year.
September 5th, 2013 at 6:16 AM ^
Manti Has The Gay'o
Watt Watt I'm the Butt
Creamed My Schwartz
September 5th, 2013 at 6:16 AM ^
* Watt Watt in the Butt
September 5th, 2013 at 6:37 AM ^
Percy Control
September 5th, 2013 at 6:50 AM ^
Cramptown Menstrual Cycles
September 5th, 2013 at 7:12 AM ^
Kaep's got Crabs and VD
September 5th, 2013 at 7:31 AM ^
I went with the Butt Fumblers this year
September 5th, 2013 at 7:43 AM ^
Never needs any explanation.
September 5th, 2013 at 8:11 AM ^
Tecmo Bowl Bo Jacksons, they're unstoppable
Also, Hail to the Victors and Mile High Salute
September 5th, 2013 at 8:15 AM ^
If you have a brother in law in the league name your team El Cuñado.
September 5th, 2013 at 8:27 AM ^
Gostkowski's Urban Achievers
September 5th, 2013 at 8:40 AM ^
Multiple Scorgasms
September 5th, 2013 at 9:04 AM ^
Because i moved to pitt and wanted everyone in my gym league to love me
September 5th, 2013 at 9:31 AM ^
Bye Week.
September 5th, 2013 at 9:32 AM ^
Caught Red Hernandez... and here's my avatar for the league.