OT: Fantasy Football team names

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July 25th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
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OT: Fantasy Football team names

With the end of the lock-out comes the official start of Fantasy Football league season.  A lot of us will be starting up our leagues over the next month, so I figure we can start brainstorming Michigan-themed team names in this thread.  If people want to organize some new fantasy football leagues for MGoUsers in this thread, that's cool too!

 

First thoughts:

Hoke Springs Eternal (stolen, obvi)
Don't Feely My Breaston
All the famous Zoltan variations (Don't Mesko with the Zoltan, etc.)
I'll Get On It ASAP!
Happy Easter!!!

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

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July 25th, 2011 at 3:06 PM | I've been BreastonPlants for (Score:2 Normal)
ryanfourmayor
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I've been BreastonPlants for the past few years.

Spartan's Alphabet: ADEFGHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ.
July 25th, 2011 at 6:23 PM | Here's a few (Score:2 Normal)
wresler120
Joined: 10/17/2010
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1. 4th and LONG

2. I've got a Harton

3. Layin down the Law

4. Runyan ass over

5. grabbin Steele, pumpin Irons and makin you Swett

 

 

 

July 25th, 2011 at 6:37 PM | Using current Wolverine names: (Score:2 Normal)
wresler120
Joined: 10/17/2010
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1. We came, we Shaw, we conquered

2. Averyone's gettin stomped

3. Tearin you up Furmanside

4. Carvin that ass up

5. MikeCox upside your head

6. Unleashing the Demens

7. TD's? Toussaint enough .. I need Roundtree maybe four

July 25th, 2011 at 3:08 PM | not orginal (Score:2 Normal)
Lancer
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but "victiroious secerts" is a personal favourite

Looking for BTTYS Nike sb Michigan Dunk Highs size 14, hit me up. 

July 25th, 2011 at 3:13 PM | Maple, I'm not sure if it is (Score:2 Normal)
bdsisme
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Maple, I'm not sure if it is spelled differently in Canada, but that is hilariously bad spelling.  Even more props if you spell it that way in your league. :)

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

July 25th, 2011 at 3:40 PM | lmao (Score:2 Normal)
Lancer
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canadian spelling for ya. In an academic setting you get penalized if you don't add in the "u".  

Looking for BTTYS Nike sb Michigan Dunk Highs size 14, hit me up. 

July 25th, 2011 at 3:42 PM | *whoosh* (Score:4 Normal)
bdsisme
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*whoosh*

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

July 25th, 2011 at 3:54 PM | In his defense (Score:2 Normal)
JeepinBen
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Victoria + Victors (or maybe victorious)  = whatever the hell he typed... maybe?

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

July 25th, 2011 at 4:44 PM | i didn't notice that (Score:1)
Lancer
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that was a typo ....victorious * i thought you were talking about favourite. my bad

Looking for BTTYS Nike sb Michigan Dunk Highs size 14, hit me up. 

July 25th, 2011 at 4:59 PM | Sugarplum Fairies (Score:1)
Maize_in_spartyland
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I've always gone with "Sugarplum Fairies."  I mean, imagine how you would feel knowing you lost to someone with that team name?

Granted, its not Michigan themed, but still.

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July 25th, 2011 at 3:12 PM | Lamarr Woodley doesn't kill (Score:4 Normal)
Keeeeurt
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Lamarr Woodley doesn't kill teams, I do.

Me fail english thats unpossible!

July 25th, 2011 at 4:13 PM | (Score:3 Funny)
MAIZEandBLUE2002
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Morning Woodley
Donte drink and drive
Let me see them TDs

THOSE WHO STAY WILL BE CHAMPIONS

July 25th, 2011 at 4:43 PM | Morning Woodley may be the (Score:1)
MichLove
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Morning Woodley may be the best one I have heard in a while - doesn't get much better than that! well played sir

go blue!

July 25th, 2011 at 3:21 PM | One guy in my league is (Score:2 Normal)
Dreisbach Turne...
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One guy in my league is BreastonMyFace

Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05

Space bitches, space.

July 25th, 2011 at 3:28 PM | Everybrady Poops (Gold) (Score:3 Normal)
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Everybrady Poops (Gold)

July 25th, 2011 at 3:37 PM | Not UM specific but.. (Score:2 Normal)
samber2009
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Not UM specific but I always crack up with "I'm thinking RB's".  I can take no credit for it.

A Møøse once bit my sister. No realli!

 

July 25th, 2011 at 3:39 PM | Took me a minute...but it's (Score:1)
bdsisme
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Took me a minute...but it's great!

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

July 25th, 2011 at 3:57 PM | In the same vein: Big Ass TDs (Score:1)
IncognitoWolverino
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In the same vein: Big Ass TDs

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

July 25th, 2011 at 4:46 PM | hahaha (Score:1)
bdsisme
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hahaha

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

July 25th, 2011 at 3:56 PM | (Score:1)
Dreisbach Turne...
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Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05

Space bitches, space.

July 25th, 2011 at 3:40 PM | - (Score:2 Normal)
maizenblue92
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Navarre Gonna Lose

"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar

July 25th, 2011 at 3:43 PM | Forgetting Brandon Marshall (Score:2)
Laser Wolf
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Forgetting Brandon Marshall has always made me laugh. And after his piss poor performance last season, it's exactly what I'll be doing.

July 25th, 2011 at 3:51 PM | Visante Shiancoe's Locker (Score:1)
GoBlueinMN
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Visante Shiancoe's Locker Room All-Stars

I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.

You come at the king, you best not miss.
 

July 25th, 2011 at 3:53 PM | (Score:1)
dothepose
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Garu Moellers Day Off

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

July 25th, 2011 at 3:55 PM | Ross Gload Uber Alles (Score:1)
BillyShears
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Ross Gload Uber Alles

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

July 25th, 2011 at 3:56 PM | The Fighting Amish... (Score:1)
Powdrkeg7
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It's even funnier because they'll never know I'm making fun of them...unless they're on Rumspringa...SHIT!

July 25th, 2011 at 4:08 PM | Not UofM related, but I have (Score:2)
Wolvermarine
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Not UofM related, but I have always been a fan of Two Mannings One Cup.  

 

"Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe" was another good one I have seen.  

July 25th, 2011 at 4:11 PM | Not really clever or Michigan (Score:2)
T4L
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Not really clever or Michigan related, but I've been Team Testosterone in the past.

I've also seen 'Vick in a Box', 'Taste Dwayne Bowe' and 'Watcha Talkin About Hillis?'

"Son tell me if I'm right, but its probably better without a big ugly rectum in front of you, and there are some big ugly rectums here. Am I right?"

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July 25th, 2011 at 4:21 PM | last year i was your mom goes (Score:0 Normal)
July 25th, 2011 at 4:32 PM | Anyone have any good names (Score:1)
ILwolverine
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Anyone have any good names that relate to the current team/players

This might be arrogant, and if it is, it is, but we're Michigan

July 25th, 2011 at 4:43 PM | last year (Score:1)
tricks574
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I was "A Team Named Suh" and was succesful enough to warrent bringing it back for "A Team Named Suh 2: Electric Bugaloo"

Sadly yahoo says that name is too long, so in keeping with the theme, I'm thinking Fairly Legal. Really hoping my grandparents, who are in the league, don't get that reference.

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July 25th, 2011 at 5:00 PM | Henne Given Sunday Suh Sug (Score:1)
natesezgoblue
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Henne Given Sunday

Suh Suh Sudio

Cant beat em? Stonum.

July 25th, 2011 at 4:59 PM | How about... (Score:1)
DStamper22
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Burrested Development - for Plaxico's return season lol

"If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever."  - St. Thomas Aquinas

July 25th, 2011 at 5:10 PM | Ben There Raped That (Score:2 Normal)
Huyge Cox
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Ben There Raped That

July 25th, 2011 at 5:59 PM | My team name (Score:1)
Michigan4Life
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Ghost and the Darkness.

Just in case you didn't know, it's a reference to a true story of 2 Lions terrorizing workers in Kenya. Plus, it's about Lions aka Detriot Lions!

July 25th, 2011 at 6:16 PM | Team Names from My Past (Score:1)
Charlie Chunk
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Green Back Packers

TD's and Beer

 

 

Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.  -Satchel Paige

July 25th, 2011 at 6:50 PM | The last two years I have been (Score:1)
Happy Gilmore
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1) Breaston My Face

2) Suck My Woodson

July 25th, 2011 at 7:14 PM | Out of laziness i just name (Score:0 Offtopic)
July 25th, 2011 at 7:54 PM | Is it just me or did all the text turn yellow after the youtube? (Score:1)
Tacopants
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Not that anybody can read this, but my team's name this year will be the Javid Business Review.

 

/MBA'd.

July 25th, 2011 at 8:24 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
ILwolverine
Joined: 02/24/2011
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Mine is yellow too but if you highlight it you can read the yellow posts.

This might be arrogant, and if it is, it is, but we're Michigan

July 25th, 2011 at 8:32 PM | I've always used (Score:2)
jermrs
Joined: 09/25/2010
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Sack Full of Doorknobs - it's universal.

July 25th, 2011 at 9:06 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
The Titleist
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Jeff Smoker mows my lawn.



I don't have the heart to change it. Also, I am looking for a "Prison Orange" for November 26th. Anyone know where I can find one?



July 25th, 2011 at 9:07 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
The Titleist
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Sorry..."Prison Orange" sweater vest.

July 25th, 2011 at 10:28 PM | The Blue Dragons. (Score:1)
BlueDragon
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The Blue Dragons.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

July 25th, 2011 at 10:49 PM | After the Andre Johnson/Cortland Finnegan beatdown last year (Score:1)
Yeoman
Joined: 06/08/2011
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I changed my team name to "Finnegan's Wake", but that may be a bit dated now.

Another guy in my league came up with "Clarett's Hatchet" a few years ago. That never gets old.

July 25th, 2011 at 11:41 PM | this is usually the toughest part of fantasy football (Score:1)
Steenie
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Im thinking,

 

D'Brickishawshank Redemption

Mike Shanahananigans

or for you die-hard down on your luck Lions fans:

Not in a Millen years

 

 

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July 26th, 2011 at 12:16 AM | Get Off My Lawn? (Score:1)
gajensen
Joined: 02/02/2011
MGoPoints: -998647

Get Off My Lawn?

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