OT- Fake Dan Beebe goes out in a twitter blaze of glory
Good summary at SB Nation, I have a fondness for a particular one re: TA&M. Dan has been harboring some feelings over the years....
I MEAN TEXAS A&M STUDENTS ARE THE KIND OF WEIRD WHERE YOU DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THE SAME ROOM AS HOUSE PETS UNATTENDED.
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/9/22/2443289/fake-dan-beebe-twitter-rant-transcript
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:08 PM ^
LONGEST ARTICLE IN ALL CAPS I EVER READ. NOT BAD, THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 PM ^
Fake TPryor was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. Fake Dan Beebe doesn't measure up to that, but I did laugh at the house pets thing.
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^
I always liked Mork Da7tonio. 7 sacraments, 7 days of church a week, 7 hours of sleep a night.
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:22 PM ^
TPryor was hilarious. I keep waiting for him to pop up again somewhere, just to throw in his two cents' worth on something. Hint, hint . . .
September 23rd, 2011 at 5:05 PM ^
FakeTPryor Fake Terrelle Pryor
wen im bored i just go 90 in sumbodys car. @TWoolf29 I was literally been bored for 4 hours straight I don't know what to do.
FakeTPryor Fake Terrelle Pryor
September 23rd, 2011 at 5:43 PM ^
"Jim Harbaw is a fake ass Buckeye"
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:11 PM ^
TEXAS TECH YOU LISTENED TO THAT HOOKER-SLAUGHTERING CRETIN CRAIG JAMES OVER MIKE LEACH AND FOR THAT I HOPE THE EARTH SWALLOWS YOUR CAMPUS
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM ^
Sometimes I wish I'd spent a semester at A&M. I applied there and took a campus tour (it was a backup school) and that is a trippy place. No way I'd want to spend 4 years there, but doing a semster there as a visting student or scholar would be interesting. When the rest of Texas considers a place weird, it's weird.
Ex: A&M just fired some Assistant Provost or something who pulled a knife and said he'd only return his building keys if his boss was man enough to come and get them. Ended up with campus cops walking him out.
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM ^
Oh no, he's trying to spread the totally false rumor about Craig James and his predilection for ending the lives of working women.
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 PM ^
No one ever said Craig James murdered five hookers while at SMU. You have to stop perpetuating the rumour! This guy clearly said "SLAUGHTERED".
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^
I WAS READY TO NAME MY TESTICLES HOOKEM AND HORNS FOR YOU AND MAKE "TEXAS WITH A DOLLAR SIGN" THE NEW BIG 12 REALITY. BUT IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU AWFUL, HORRIBLE GREEDY BRATS, WAS IT
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM ^
I WAS TRYING TO GO MOSTLY IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER BUT I FORGOT MISSOURI. IMAGINE THAT, SOMEONE FORGETTING ABOUT MISSOURI
This made me crack up laughing, great piece
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:16 PM ^
...that Texas had such a horrible fight song. It makes me appreciate The Victors all the more.
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:55 PM ^
The first time I heard that fight song, I thought it was a joke... that everyone was very, very passionate about. Damn Yankee.
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:22 PM ^
"The Eyes of Texas" is actually their alma mater. "Texas Fight" is the fight song. I would not be able to identify Texas Fight if I heard it, however. But it's not I've Been Working On The Railroad.
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:23 PM ^
OKLAHOMA, WHAT GALAXY DO YOU LIVE IN AND WHY CAN'T YOU GO PLAY SPORTS THERE INSTEAD. YOU ARE MORE OVERRATED THAN TAYLOR SWIFT'S AWFUL FACE
FINALLY someone gets it about Taylor Swift.
September 24th, 2011 at 6:29 AM ^
HOW DARE YOU????
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^
After going to College Station a few times, FAKE Dan Beebe couldnt be more right!! aTm is by far the worst in Texas. The whole school is a giant farm and it always smells like SHIT! GIG EM? Nuff said.