OT- Fake Dan Beebe goes out in a twitter blaze of glory

Submitted by iawolve on

Good summary at SB Nation, I have a fondness for a particular one re: TA&M. Dan has been harboring some feelings over the years....

 

I MEAN TEXAS A&M STUDENTS ARE THE KIND OF WEIRD WHERE YOU DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THE SAME ROOM AS HOUSE PETS UNATTENDED.

 

http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/9/22/2443289/fake-dan-beebe-twitter-rant-transcript

 

 

justingoblue

September 23rd, 2011 at 5:05 PM ^

 

 Fake Terrelle Pryor 
 
 dusnt ur school give u cars? what r u, div 2?
 
 Fake Terrelle Pryor 
 
 dont lie.. u "hurt ur ankul" so u could spend mor time gettin free tats & free equipmint!

 Fake Terrelle Pryor 

wen im bored i just go 90 in sumbodys car.  I was literally been bored for 4 hours straight I don't know what to do.

 

 

 Fake Terrelle Pryor 

 
 w8, tonight not movie night at whac? wtf goin on?

 Fake Terrelle Pryor

 
 i thought we was watchin Must Love Dogs tonite but people sayin meeting bout Sanctions? wtf is that?
 
 

CRex

September 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM ^

Sometimes I wish I'd spent a semester at A&M.  I applied there and took a campus tour (it was a backup school) and that is a trippy place.  No way I'd want to spend 4 years there, but doing a semster there as a visting student or scholar would be interesting.  When the rest of Texas considers a place weird, it's weird.

Ex: A&M just fired some Assistant Provost or something who pulled a knife and said he'd only return his building keys if his boss was man enough to come and get them.  Ended up with campus cops walking him out.

freernnur5

September 23rd, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^

 

I WAS READY TO NAME MY TESTICLES HOOKEM AND HORNS FOR YOU AND MAKE "TEXAS WITH A DOLLAR SIGN" THE NEW BIG 12 REALITY. BUT IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU AWFUL, HORRIBLE GREEDY BRATS, WAS IT

 

 

Lionsfan

September 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM ^

I WAS TRYING TO GO MOSTLY IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER BUT I FORGOT MISSOURI. IMAGINE THAT, SOMEONE FORGETTING ABOUT MISSOURI

This made me crack up laughing, great piece

TexanGOBLUE

September 23rd, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^

After going to College Station a few times,  FAKE Dan Beebe couldnt be more right!! aTm is by far the worst in Texas. The whole school is a giant farm and it always smells like SHIT! GIG EM? Nuff said.