this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
OT- Everclear at Ohio State
Burn Burn Down Burn Down Hot Topic. Don't let it steal your soul away.
Making Darwin cry since 1870...
If only there had been a car sitting on that kitchen table...
I mistook 'car' for 'cat'...
If I had to the spend every day of my waking life in the deplorable shithole that is Columbus, Ohio; I'd spend most of my nights drinking massive amounts of high-octane grain alcohol, too.
What was so great about the State of Ohio again? I mean, how did they get into the Union?
actually, it may not even be a state, just a bad territory...
that scene in revenge of the nerds. let's hope they learn from history this time
We used to pass Everclear around in a brown paper bag trying to get random people to drink it at parties (usually got spit right back out). Never let that shit cross my lips personally.
Anyone else hoping this thread was about a concert on frat row gone terribly awry?
Man, oh man. Wish they'd kept the cam running for a bit longer...
I too thought this was about the band. I was a big fan of theirs when I was in HS>
Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of Everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.
Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called Everclear.