this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
AM or PM?
I believe AM
I had a Great Lakes Blackout and a Dogfish Raison d' etre at the Jet Rock Cafe in PHL earlier. Now I'm just listening to the rain hit the house. I guess the world ends in a rainy whimper. T.S. Eliot was right.
If you are ever in the Philly airport, the Jet Rock is just a little ways into Terminal B and has over 30 taps. The food is hit or miss. Overpriced, but what isn't at the airport.
Pretty busy day...
now if only the World would stay in tact, it's gonna be quite a fun decade for M Sports
So, the world is not ending? Bring on the beer and liquor that I was already drinking a few hours ago! Got to love the holidays!! WOO
BTW it is always Seagrams 7 and 7UP.. YESSIR
That's all, folks. No refunds are available.
Promised me that I will survive, so if I will then I'm taking all of you with me and you're surviving too, so there!
Well. Only four hours left. It's been a pleasure gentlemen (and gentlewomen).
If the world does end, it'll end with an undefeated Michigan Basketball ranked #2 in the national. So that's a plus.
Knowing that the world may end before I have been admitted to the University of Michigan, I will be drinking Tennessee Honey from the bottle tho evening. I only hope that we live until Festivus, so I can air my grievances to you all.
No seriously im drinking Brady
Hoke kool aid
Ballin on a budget!
I always knew the world couldn't end on a MSU win streak
Even sparty knows that God hates them and would NEVER allow this to happen. So maybe they will lose to Texas tomorrow and the world will end.
The world is ending, and I'm working a night shift in the E.R. Should be drinking something delicious right now.
I am in the GMT +8 time zone now. The night is already upon us. So far it's been a pretty mundane and uneventful day.
I just got up to take my last piss on this Earth. At least I'll go out sleeping on a nice comfy Tempur-Pedic bed.
I just woke up and am refusing to take a piss as I am lying here messing with my phone. I mean, what's the point, right? On second thought, I may as well just let it go right here.
Sweet, molecular redistribution.
You couldn't link directly to where the action starts? I just wasted 90 precious seconds of our limited time in this world waiting for the fun to begin.
and I feel fine.
The Mayans aren't that accurate. Their prediction was that evil mountain trolls would rise up from Appalachia to commit unspeakable horrors upon those who consider themselves enlightened and great. This happened in 2007. Trust me, I was there. It was HORRIFIC!
At least after the end of the world I won't have to think about this any more.
I just took a glorious piss after a long night of drinking. Wake me up when shit starts hitting the fan.
I cant wait for my 12 virgins in 1 hour.
Thanks for the reminder. I need to go shopping at Best Buy, too.
Hey, before it all ends, I want Section1 to post a picture of himself. I always wonder what that bastard looks like.
You are kidding right?
The Mayans should have worried less about the end of the world happening in 2012 and more about white people.
it is like about two time zones left to find out what is what. if so be, we will go out as the all time winningest program for all of you to archive the acopalyse.
Post of the Year candidate!
It could have been the last great post anywhere of all time.
But there's still a chance....
28 minutes and counting, and for whatever reason, I'm doing laundry.
I love you all. Go Blue.
Before we go, al just please don't run Vincent smith up the middle again
....as I woke up about twenty minutes ago:
Last meal: Reheated leftover pizza
Oh, and coffee, just in case they are wrong.
Oh, god! I hear the wind blowing and I think a dog just barked. The animals always know first!
Well that was dumb.
Famous last words.
Hello, hello, hello... is there anybody out there?....
Where is the recruit!
I am like Pavlov's dog.
Is there anybody home?