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OT: END OF THE WOLRD THREAD
December 21st, 2012 at 9:40 AM | 
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December 21st, 2012 at 9:43 AM |
We're having a party tonight
We're having a party tonight
We're having a party tonight (not related to the end-of-world). So this is what I'm serving:
Beer -- Shiner Bock, Sierra Nevada Celebration, Stella Artois, Fat Tire, Pilsner Urquell, Miller Lite
Wine -- Root 1 Sauvignon Blanc, Caymus Conundrum, Educatated Guess Cabernet, Llai Pinot Noir
Liquor - Gentleman Jack, Crown Royal Reserve, Grey Goose
Misc -- Mike's Hard Pink Lemonade
I also bought a bottle of Absinthe out of curiosity and will play it by ear on that one.
Should be a heck of an evening!
Third generation Michigan alum
December 21st, 2012 at 10:01 AM |
It looks as if you are quite
It looks as if you are quite
It looks as if you are quite the host!
December 21st, 2012 at 10:18 AM |
Hope you like the absinthe;
Hope you like the absinthe;
Hope you like the absinthe; it's one of my favorite drinks.
December 21st, 2012 at 11:57 AM |
I'm not sure what to expect
I'm not sure what to expect
I'm not sure what to expect with it. Is it pretty much just a strong liquer now?
Third generation Michigan alum
December 21st, 2012 at 9:56 AM |
Welcome to Mayan April Fools
Welcome to Mayan April Fools
It just so happens the Mayan's version of April Fools happens only once and today is the day. They are all laughing in their pyramid graves.
Should we point instead of fist pump during the Victors?
December 21st, 2012 at 12:14 PM |
Not once, ever
Not once, ever
Once every 13 baktuns, so we've got some time to kill before the next big laugh.
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
December 21st, 2012 at 9:59 AM |
Don't you get it? This is the
Don't you get it? This is the
Don't you get it? This is the end, and all the righteous are gone but we're left behind. It's just hard to notice because there weren't that many righteous people. I'll check my grandmas condo. If all I find is an afghan in her empty chair, we'll know.
December 21st, 2012 at 10:42 AM |
Well if the rapture happened,
Well if the rapture happened,
Well if the rapture happened, why is Barry Bonds still here?
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
December 21st, 2012 at 10:18 AM |
I'm keeping on just like I was.
I'm keeping on just like I was.
I don't think they knew about Leap Year - the end is nigh!
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
December 21st, 2012 at 10:41 AM |
Did the world end yet up in
Did the world end yet up in
Did the world end yet up in Michigan. Down here in Ohio it looks like it has already begun!
Oh wait....
Nevermind - that's the way it always looks around here. My bad.
December 21st, 2012 at 10:44 AM |
OT
OT
The end of the world is never off topic. C'mon.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
December 21st, 2012 at 10:50 AM |
When the planet-killing asteroid hits
When the planet-killing asteroid hits
it will have the appearance of a gigantic buckeye nut.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:57 PM |
One question
One question
How many tattoos will it have?
It will also NOT strike Florida, California, Louisiana or anywhere else a bowl game is being played.
"Nobody cares what you think!"
December 21st, 2012 at 11:05 AM |
I think a lot of lawyers
I think a lot of lawyers
I think a lot of lawyers assumed the world was ending this morning. I only had 20 new emails in my inbox when I opened Outlook. (I'm sure its not because of the holidays - those a--holes never take vacation days.)
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
December 21st, 2012 at 11:19 AM |
Good god do I hate lenders
Good god do I hate lenders
Good god do I hate lenders right now
December 21st, 2012 at 12:04 PM |
I thought you were a lawyer too
I thought you were a lawyer too
So is the vacation days thing self-referential, or about OTHER lawyers?
"It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up." Vince Lombardi
December 21st, 2012 at 12:31 PM |
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I'm pretty sure profit is a lawyer in DC doing bankruptcy work, IIRC. Maybe he's just pissed that other lawyers won't stop working. All of us would if lenders would leave us alone, but they want to close deals to boost their year end bonuses.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:53 PM |
Close. I'm an in-house guy
Close. I'm an in-house guy
Close. I'm an in-house guy for the evil lenders and all the out-house lawyers are making me stay and do work. (I even had to stay after 5pm yesterday!!!!) That said, keep those deals closing - my bonus depends on it too!
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
December 21st, 2012 at 11:52 AM |
So I can wait till
So I can wait till
6 pm before I absolutely have to go Christmas shopping. Very well
"I am excited to be with Brady and I am excited about where this program is headed" D C Coach Mattison
December 21st, 2012 at 12:12 PM |
Glad we're still here
Glad we're still here
Looking forward to spending Christmas with the family and seeing The Hobbit. Also, can't wait to see Zero Dark Thirty.
Christ in me arise and dispel all the darkness.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:13 PM |
Nostradamus says the world
Nostradamus says the world
Nostradamus says the world will end in 3797. Keep on keepin' on.
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
December 21st, 2012 at 1:30 PM |
OH MY GOD. WE'RE ALL GOING TO
OH MY GOD. WE'RE ALL GOING TO
OH MY GOD. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
December 21st, 2012 at 1:54 PM |
Not me
Not me
I am going to live forever or die trying!
"Nobody cares what you think!"
December 21st, 2012 at 1:28 PM |
In Key West and its only 69
In Key West and its only 69
In Key West and its only 69 degrees right now, so maybe there is something to this? I'm going to drink like it's ending, anyway.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:56 PM |
Name the movie. It's an easy one.
Name the movie. It's an easy one.
20 seconds to impact. Ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one... Impact. This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on? This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on? Anyone there? That's affirmative, sir. Yeah! We're here! - Jesus H Christ! We're still here! - Our boards are showing impact. No, sir. No impact. We're alive and well.
Obviously you're not a golfer.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:57 PM |
Shall we play a game?
Shall we play a game?
Shall we play a game?
"Nobody cares what you think!"
December 21st, 2012 at 2:04 PM |
One of my favorites of all-time.
One of my favorites of all-time.
I'm not sure how well this film resonates with the youth of today, but when it was released -- 1983? -- world-ending, all out nuclear war with the Soviets was very much on the minds of a lot of people, and there were very terrifying images and made-for-TV films (ahem..."The Day After") which fueled my nightmares for years.
On a lighter note -- my personal favorite part of the film is this:
"Remember you told me to tell you when you were acting rudely and insensitively? Remember that? You're doing it right now."
Obviously you're not a golfer.
December 21st, 2012 at 3:24 PM |
"Is There Any Way To Make It Play Itself?"
"Is There Any Way To Make It Play Itself?"
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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December 21st, 2012 at 2:16 PM |
Did it seem like this
Did it seem like this
Did it seem like this apocalypse prediction got a ton of more pub that the previous 12 that were predicted this past decade?
Growing up, I was always told the world would end in the year 2000 (Y2K). Then June 6, 2006 (6-6-6) was supposed to be death day. And we had several in between that made the news. But those Mayans ended up getting the most press: articles, news segments, school closings, survival gear advertisements.
Sorry, world. No excuse to blow off your Christmas shopping now.
Go Blue! Always!
December 21st, 2012 at 3:41 PM |
The math was just a bit off . . .
The math was just a bit off . . .
The world still seems to be turning, but my computer got hit with the mother of all Y2K viruses. Pictures of Michigan football players wearing WVU/Cal uniforms keep popping up on my screen.
December 21st, 2012 at 2:28 PM |
Damn and I really wanted to
Damn and I really wanted to
Damn and I really wanted to try lizard sex. I heard the girls with forked tongues are masters.
Le sigh...
Who is Jon Falk?
December 21st, 2012 at 2:45 PM |
Shit
Shit
Shit: I missed it. Are we now in some alternate reality where the world didn't end?
December 21st, 2012 at 3:43 PM |
Well yes but the problem is
Well yes but the problem is
Well yes but the problem is that when it happened everybody's memories were changed along with it and now everybody here is telling me crazy things like Michigan didn't win the 2006 national championship and that we hired West Virginia's coach (as if Rodriguez would ever leave there) for three years. I mean I'm happy to avoided the Dantonio era and that whole embarrassment/fiasco--tell me, in this reality does he still end up in jail?
While I'm at it, please tell me the Big Ten never expanded with UConn and Pitt and we're still at 12 right? RIGHT?
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
December 21st, 2012 at 3:49 PM |
Calm down . . .
Calm down . . .
Ellerbe's still the coach and Goss is still the AD, so it's all good . . . .
December 21st, 2012 at 3:52 PM |
As an aside . . .
As an aside . . .
I see two people have downvoted this thread. Must be bitter Mayans.
December 21st, 2012 at 5:06 PM |
End of the world on a
End of the world on a
End of the world on a Friday... Well played Mayans
There is god, there is family, and then there is MICHIGAN FOOTBALL
December 21st, 2012 at 11:01 PM |
Nice call Mayans
Nice call Mayans
Suck it Mayans. This is why there is no Mayan flag on the Moon.
In a glass case of Emotion.
December 21st, 2012 at 11:05 PM |
I didn't take a dump today...
I didn't take a dump today...
= end of the world. I have spoken.
Hoke bitches...Hoke.
December 22nd, 2012 at 4:36 AM |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
December 22nd, 2012 at 11:15 AM |
I don't know about you guys
I don't know about you guys
but we got a little scare last night @ 6 11 pm our power went out for about five to ten mln. Not the end of the world but very interesting. I am not sure what caused this but we did have high winds last night. Was anyone else besides my entire niegborhood without power around 6 pm last night?
"I am excited to be with Brady and I am excited about where this program is headed" D C Coach Mattison
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