OT: EMU bans bags at stadium. Fan disappointed.

Submitted by The Mad Hatter on

"The school says the policy is meant to provide a safer environment for the public while expediting fan entry into stadiums. Eastern Michigan also says it is consistent with similar policies at NFL stadiums."

 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.  Deep breath.  Hahahahahahahaha.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/sports/eastern-michigan-to-begin-bag-policy-at-athletic-venues_

LSAClassOf2000

August 11th, 2016 at 1:31 PM ^

As I recall, it wasn't so much an outright ban as it was the creation of a generous "Fan-free zone" around Rynearson. Now, as far as I am aware, both people who have violated this zone have not been punished, but otherwise the idea has been a wild success for Eastern, one of the worst-positioned football programs in Division I if not the worst when it comes to getting talent....and fans. 

uncle leo

August 11th, 2016 at 2:06 PM ^

Almost every team has one year where they absolutely defy expectations and put it all together. That has completely eluded Eastern Michigan. I have no clue since I'm just going off memory, but I can't remember the last time they even finished something like 9-3. 

Ronnie Kaye

August 11th, 2016 at 12:42 PM ^

You know the mgoboard has jumped the shark when the likes of The Mad Hatter is getting major props. Read an old thread and you'll see most of those posters are gone. They split because of Walmarters like you who took over the place.

lilpenny1316

August 11th, 2016 at 11:28 AM ^

but most people think they should drop to FCS.  I've seen them lose to FCS teams so I doubt that solves anything.  They should hire Thomas Wilcher from Cass Tech and see if they can at least get the Detroit kids that are going to the other MAC schools.  Establishing a pipeline with the Detroit kids would go a long way towards building that program up.

stephenrjking

August 11th, 2016 at 12:57 PM ^

We've had discussions about this on here before (not, like, really recently, though, so don't feel bad). They have, by far, the lowest attendance in FBS. They are a black hole of football failure. And no, I don't think there are other contenders. They're at the bottom literally every year.

It's too bad, I want them to do well, stupid field and all. They actually looked legit last season when they were playing at LSU. They lost, of course, but just seeing them stringing together drives in Death Valley was... heartening. 

It's a pity the program is such a disaster.

Ball Hawk

August 11th, 2016 at 12:12 PM ^

I bet when the coaches show the recruits the stadium the coaches say, "this is where you will be playing on Saturdays and this is what it looks like on Saturdays' game days also!"

Ball Hawk

August 11th, 2016 at 12:17 PM ^

I wonder how much it costs to get season tickets at the 50yd line? Reminds me of the movie Major League and I would be the heckler of Eastern Michigan football.

skurnie

August 11th, 2016 at 12:53 PM ^

Per this report (PDF), "the total cost of the athletics program to each student who completes a degree in four years is $3668"

$917 per year.

The crazest thing about the report is that Eastern only trails WMU in Athletic spending in the MAC. Ahead of all other schools, who actually win things occasionally. They spent more than $33m in 2015. 

stephenrjking

August 11th, 2016 at 12:59 PM ^

Came to the thread just to upvote the title. Then I had to upvote the first response, of course.

But this is just an awful, awful tragedy of a program. There have been years in my lifetime when they haven't been terrible, but it seems like they can never get a foothold and start building. No accomplished coach would ever take the job, and even promising coordinators would look everywhere else first, especially since other promising coordinators have come here and basically waved goodbye to their careers.

I'm afraid the football program needs to be euthanized. This is just sad.

Perkis-Size Me

August 11th, 2016 at 2:02 PM ^

Its difficult to make people safe when there are no people actually going to the games. The only people who might actually be going to those games are parents of players or opposing fans (do students at MAC schools really care that much about their team anyway?). 

EMU either needs to step down into FCS or just completely shut down the football program. They're not doing themselves any favors by getting their collective asses kicked every year by every team they play. And I'm guessing they're not operating on the positive side of the financial spectrum either. 

They are the SCLSU Mud Dogs of real world college football. Except there is no Bobby Boucher to come along and save them. 

Jacoby

August 11th, 2016 at 3:05 PM ^

All y'all are ripping on EMU, but in their defense they played very well against LSU last year. They were within 8 points in the fourth quarter, and scored more points against LSU than did Auburn, Alabama, and Texas A&M.



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UMxWolverines

August 11th, 2016 at 3:06 PM ^

The  banning everything at sporting events for safety excuse is really getting old...how did we possibly make it for 100 years without banning bags, flags, and bottles?