OT: EDSBS- The leaked Dantonio rebranding PR campaign memos

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March 4th, 2013 at 7:07 PM
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OT: EDSBS- The leaked Dantonio rebranding PR campaign memos

They need to stay off the drugs over there. This is Hollis' leaked memo on a PR campaign improving MD's image. Sounds like he needs some "wow factor".  Some of the highlights:

 

Need to do more to cultivate MD's bad boy image. Maybe have him part his hair on the other side every now and then. Double pleat Wednesdays. Night vision photos of him eating Twizzlers in his car.

 

By June we need Coach to be THE go to guy at events in the state of Michigan - Kiwanis raffles, Target openings, detours due to downed trees - MD needs to be there!

 

Too bad they did not ask for suggestions from this board. Read the rest here.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/3/4/4063716/leaked-memo-the...

 

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March 4th, 2013 at 7:09 PM | Not sure if you realize it's (Score:5 Normal)
Brown Bear
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Not sure if you realize it's a goof.

http://deadspin.com/5988378/leaked-memo-how-texas-tech-could-craft-the-i...

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March 5th, 2013 at 11:46 AM | Yes, that is why is it funny (Score:2)
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I am pretty sure Dantonio does not have his home filled with wire and bricks that he calls friends.

March 4th, 2013 at 7:10 PM | ya, not sure if serious... (Score:4 Normal)
Clown Sauce
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ya, not sure if serious...

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

March 4th, 2013 at 7:19 PM | Wait a minute..."Hire an (Score:5 Normal)
APBlue
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Wait a minute...

"Hire an animal for an offensive coordinator. Nothing weird or gay like a peacock, but something like a walrus. "

Maybe this is real, or maybe they think it is:

New OC, Jim Bollman.

a baby walrus

March 4th, 2013 at 8:58 PM | Which... (Score:2 Normal)
MaizeMN
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...is which?

L.S.A. '88

March 5th, 2013 at 9:23 AM | I don't know which one to (Score:2)
Moleskyn
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I don't know which one to shoot!

March 4th, 2013 at 7:32 PM | Elks vs. Kiwanis vs. Moose (Score:2)
Butterfield
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Which one should I aspire to when I'm sufficiently old enough to join a fraternal organization? 

The swag is back. 

March 4th, 2013 at 7:33 PM | I'm not be usually to give (Score:1 Trolling)
Brown Bear
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I'm not be usually to give someone shit on a post.....wait who am I kidding. Wrong thread pal??

Edit: Nice quick fix there too.

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March 4th, 2013 at 7:34 PM | Fast fingerz.  I's got em.  (Score:2)
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Fast fingerz.  I's got em. 

The swag is back. 

March 4th, 2013 at 8:55 PM | there is no age limit on (Score:2)
no joke its hoke
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there is no age limit on those clubs. i'm 34 and have been a Moose member for years.

Vice.com

March 5th, 2013 at 8:24 AM | Kinda dumb joke (Score:2)
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Like the other poster noted, there's no age req. I'm an Elk under 30

March 5th, 2013 at 11:51 AM | Not a joke, I just assumed (Score:2)
Butterfield
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Not a joke, I just assumed (obviously incorrectly) that these clubs catered towards retirees.  So what are the benefits of being an Elk - I'm seriously curious - and what are the fees like?

The swag is back. 

March 5th, 2013 at 10:44 AM | I inspire to be an U30 Elk (Score:2)
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I inspire to be an U30 Elk member myself

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March 4th, 2013 at 7:49 PM | Dammit I Liked Smarties, Until... (Score:3 Normal)
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March 4th, 2013 at 8:03 PM | The joke (Score:5 Normal)
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Your head

 

Thinking an article on EDSBS is serious is like thinking an article on The Onion is serious.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:57 PM | I'm giving yoou the benefit of the doubt, IAWolve (Score:1)
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I think you knew it was a joke, and just wanted to share it with us.

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