October 30th, 2009 at 7:11 PM ^
He's still sleeping.
October 30th, 2009 at 7:15 PM ^
He woke up in bed with the recliner he almost faught and realized what he had done. It was one of those " bite your arm off to get away " moments but the recliner woke up and after a few minutes of awkward silence they exchanged numbers, he promised to call , and that's the last his roomie has seen of him.
October 30th, 2009 at 7:35 PM ^
Damn I bet his asshole is sore today
October 30th, 2009 at 7:45 PM ^
Well, as long as he didn't end up banging a Jamaican hooker, cutting down a tree, peeing all over his girlfriend/random girls/a variety of women, projectile vomiting everywhere, waking up next to 94, or at Ricks, I think he can count himself lucky.
October 30th, 2009 at 7:58 PM ^
I'll bet he woke up feeling like a box of smashed A$$holes.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:12 PM ^
hugging the porcelian God.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:18 PM ^
Having a pine cone removed.