where's the "day-after" update on the drunk roomie thread from yesterday?
spoiler alert: i linked this
He's still sleeping.
He woke up in bed with the recliner he almost faught and realized what he had done. It was one of those " bite your arm off to get away " moments but the recliner woke up and after a few minutes of awkward silence they exchanged numbers, he promised to call , and that's the last his roomie has seen of him.
Well, as long as he didn't end up banging a Jamaican hooker, cutting down a tree, peeing all over his girlfriend/random girls/a variety of women, projectile vomiting everywhere, waking up next to 94, or at Ricks, I think he can count himself lucky.
I'll bet he woke up feeling like a box of smashed A$$holes.
hugging the porcelian God.
Having a pine cone removed.