I don't know why they upset you.
OT: Don't Pun if you can't pun
Totally undigestible and just plain ugly.
This symbollism makes no sense. You mention corn to call the jokes corny, you relate them to corn craps - a personal favorite of mine, which makes me think that they're good - and then you call them undigestable and ugly. So many conflicting emotions.
you will reap in confusion.
Sorry, next time I'll farm out my agrarian commentary.
I'm beginning to think you planted the OP for no other reason than harvesting a few cheap puns. Well, if the price is right I'll buy a few pecks. Sign me up for a bushel.
The way you dovetailed one pun after another, nesting them within a single paragraph; it reminds me of a Fabrege egg.
Eye sclera punch the next pun maker retina face.
I thought they were just ducky... maybe a few mynah problems, perhaps a difference of a pinion, but certainly nothing they should have any egrets over.
Would you call these cardinal sins?
They're definitely something to crow about!
That was just plain fowl
(Ouch... now I have to stab myself in the eye.)
You silly goose.
(Stab my eye while you're at it)
This thread is already making me gaggle.
It's already a lot to swallow.
one in the hand.
(or two in the bush.)
But... I don't want to see somebody else's cockatoo!
The chicks love it!
This thread is for the birds.
you sound like the finch who stole Christmas.
such a little pecker.
I'm sorry. That was really rude. It took a lot of gull.
You're the one taking a gander at my pecker.
You dodo! I'm the rude one!
You didn't deserve that kind of tweetment.
taken this thread right off the rail!
And if you get that, you get a +1 audubonded to your total.
though the boxes are so small at this stage that I have to crane my neck to read anything. Still, I'm having a very pheasant experience.
Pun and palindrome.
I'll just wing it.
nevermind, guess i am not that TALONted.
I think this thread deserves a 2 minute penalty for it's fowl play.
You were Robin someone else's pun.
Fowl play was not used, just plain fowl was used. Yes the word fowl was used once, but not in the same context.
but there's no reason to get stark raven mad about it.
Not mad at all, I think this thread is a HOOT! <---see what I did there?
It still sounded as if you were parroting Mud.
It takes a lot of Gull to steal another man's pun. You should go put your head in the sand
Are you quacking wise?
to take a swan dive.
but the other just makes me shake my head in disapproval. Obviously noobs to the pun bizz.
which one is the "bird one"?
Sorry, got lazy.
Are your expectations soaring high?
I'm asking too much to expect them to raise their game a little.
But you can't deny the fact that you're getting up bright and early tomorrow to buy some bird seed and a hummingbird feeder.
would put up "we undo what the birds do do" every spring.
get me started on the Church signs....
CH__CH What's missing?
Sign Broken, Message Inside
Seven days without church makes one weak
Avoid truth decay, brush up on the bible.
Many, many more of these....
Don't ever read the NY Post.
However, I love puns and will continue to read the NY Post.
Their puns seem to appear in between the lines
I think they are pretty black and white.
read all over?
The kids all laughed at Johnny Zero!
And they would tease him when they'd play
Johnny got a Zero! Johnny got a Zero!
Johnny got a Zero! Today!
He couldn't concentrate on studies
His mind was always in the sky
When he grew up he left his buddies
And Johnny's learnin' how to fly.
Now they still call him Johnny Zero!
And all the pilots proudly say
Johnny got a Zero! He got another Zero!
Johnny got a Zero! Hooray! Hey!
Johnny Zero is a Hero, today.
we learned from the Mathlete earlier this week that punning inside your opponent's forty yardline was not the best time to pun.
Wise coaches are like priests; they go for the touch down there.
He who stands on toilet is high on pot.
edit: sorry, got caught up in the moment
For some reason I can totally visualize you in over-sized gloves and a Michigan Samurai hat getting very angry over this.
I saw a Chinese restuarant named Kung Food in Texas.
Did they serve General Sow for dinner?
That's some seriously flighty behavior.
They are exhuming pure negligance for our rules
cruel and unusual punishment.
Would you say justice was swift?
I was going to make another pun, but I chickened out. Instead I declare, heron now, before God and everybody: You will not hear another peep out of me.
I will watch you like a hawk to ensure you don't.
...and the vultures start to circle the kill.
I knew I shouldn't have swooped into this thread...
I bet you grinned, and so did I. For those keeping score, that makes a peregrine.
holy f this thread is gonna make my head assplode. I read these way too fast.
A migration headache?
I've made some pretty bad puns, but I have no egrets. It's time for me to fly. My 'pecker is getting out of his cage.
Speaking of puns, I submitted ten of them into a pun contest. I hoped at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
This thread has gone to the birds,I'm getting the flock out of here.
When you could be looking at booby pics?
You see, my friend Will made some extra cash doing some BDSM stuff, but he was scarred emotionally and physically by the whip. Poor Will.
Ya'know...Robert Stroud did a stint in Alcatraz while looking at the very same picture.
Normally I am the guy who doesn't care what is posted during the off-season, but this is craziness.