OT: Donations for Craig James

Submitted by MichiganAggie on

Ramzy over at 11 Warriers did something awesome.

He made a donation to Craig James to sneek in a statement about Craig James killing hookers.

What other acrostics could we make?

 

Behold, a fine candidate

Unique in his ability to

Return Texas to an

Important leader in

Education, while keeping the

Death penalty for criminals.

 

A beloved man from

Lubbock to Dallas

Is ready to emerge

Victorious over the

Evil liberals.

a non emu

January 6th, 2012 at 11:40 AM ^

That's awesome. Did this meme originate on mgo or was it from somewhere else? I remember that for a long time the first result for google search for craig james hooker was EPIC thread here.

Tha Quiet Storm

January 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM ^

I believe Orson explained that there is just as much truth to the statement "Mike Leach locked Adam James in a closet" as there is to "Craig James killed five hookers."

Orson was pointing out the injustice of Mike Leach losing his job over that whole load of B.S. while Craig James was still employed by ESPN, even after propogating the whole "my son was locked in a closet" myth.

expatriate

January 6th, 2012 at 11:46 AM ^

Perhaps we could make a donation in memory of 5 prostitutes who were murdered in Dallas, TX between 1979-1982 by someone not named Craig James because he did not in fact MURDER 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.

joeyb

January 6th, 2012 at 11:59 AM ^

It would be funny if a large majority of his donations were from people who specifically mention that he did not kill hookers. Then, you could have a pie chart with people who don't think craig james killed hookers vs. everyone else.

Boomer519

January 6th, 2012 at 12:03 PM ^

I am confused are we donating money so he can by more hookers? Cause if it were true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU I think that's enough.

pasadenablue

January 6th, 2012 at 12:05 PM ^

no one is actually saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  sometimes, rumors like that where CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU get out.  but remember, just because there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, it doesnt stop us from hunting for the truth.

Erik_in_Dayton

January 6th, 2012 at 12:08 PM ^

Hunter S. Thompson wrote about this, so who knows if it was factually accurate, but it goes like this:

Lyndon Johnson (who is losing his first run for congress) tell his staff to spread a rumor that his opponent has traumatized his family for years by having sex with one of the pigs on the family's farm.  A Johnson staff member says, "Lyndon, we can't do that! It isn't true," to which LBJ responds, "I know, but let's make the bastard deny it." 

jblaze

January 6th, 2012 at 12:07 PM ^

How can just

One man running for office

Overcome the rumors that Craig James

Killed 5 hookers while at SMU

Eventhough these

Rumors are not true?

ChopBlock

January 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM ^

Could it be

Really true that

In his playing days

At SMU, a

Gentleman named Craig

 

James killed

A bunch of hookers that his

Mustangs teammates

Each

Screwed?

 

Do not

Insinuate such

Dastardly falshoods that can

 

Intimidate or

Terrify voters.

 

ituralde

January 6th, 2012 at 12:12 PM ^

is such a stupid rumor.  There's no way CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  It's just not possible.  He was a bigtime athelete there with a bright future, there's no reason to believe that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. Even if CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU,  how would he have gotten away with it? It would be pretty big news that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU if it were true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. I think its only reasonable to assume that the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU is bogus and that anyone who believes that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU is insane. 

O Fo Sho

January 6th, 2012 at 1:06 PM ^

that the last hooker that Craig James slayed was none other than Mike Leach's mom.  That was why Craig's son spent most of his time in a tool shed near the practice facility.

BluePants

January 6th, 2012 at 1:35 PM ^

Listen, I may not be done with law school yet, but I think I've learned enough in Torts to say that asserting CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and then feasted on their dismembered corpses for weeks while wearing nothing but their scalps for a loincloth is most certainly libel. After all, there's just no proof whatsoever that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and then used their hollowed out skulls for his cereal bowls. 

Since he's a public figure, saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU would only be libel if it was knowingly said falslely and with the intent to hurt his reputation. Since we have no proof either way, saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU AND USED THEIR BONES FOR HIS KITCHEN TABLE would be irresponsible at best, but very likely an intentional tort. Certainly, we have no evidence to suggest, or disprove, that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AND COPULATED WITH THEIR DECOMPOSING CORPSES WHILE AT SMU; thus, I would advise we refrain from all such wildly irresponsible statements.

French West Indian

January 6th, 2012 at 1:37 PM ^

...missing the point?  Killing five hookers is just the initiation rite for entry to the Senate.  That's why they are more powerful than the Crips.

fatbastard

January 6th, 2012 at 2:00 PM ^

Don't fret about the hookers you allegedly killed because

Ultimately, we all know that you are true and right to deny the those allegations that any

Child could see were simply made up as folly for the

Horrible deeds done by Leach to your son in the

Electrician's closed and dark Lubbock.closet.

Tater

January 6th, 2012 at 4:50 PM ^

Aside from the rumor that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU, the best thing about the ESPN article is that it is open season on him in the comment field.  I really don't know how they could want to hire him back when he loses.

budeye

January 7th, 2012 at 5:56 AM ^

The Sons of The Republic of Texas, please do not vote for this schmuck.  he has taken credit, although never confirmed, that he killed 5 hookers while getting paid to play football at SMU.  the truth of the matter is, that Skip Bayless was the actual murderer and craig james begged and pleaded with Skip to allow him to take the spotlight that such a murder spree would generate.  he took his 15 min of fame to help launch his TV career, because he really sucked at football.  craig was merely an accomplice.