OT: Donations for Craig James
Ramzy over at 11 Warriers did something awesome.
He made a donation to Craig James to sneek in a statement about Craig James killing hookers.
What other acrostics could we make?
Behold, a fine candidate
Unique in his ability to
Return Texas to an
Important leader in
Education, while keeping the
Death penalty for criminals.
A beloved man from
Lubbock to Dallas
Is ready to emerge
Victorious over the
Evil liberals.
January 6th, 2012 at 11:40 AM ^
That's awesome. Did this meme originate on mgo or was it from somewhere else? I remember that for a long time the first result for google search for craig james hooker was EPIC thread here.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:14 PM ^
An epic thread back in the summer involving Craig, HMS Leach, and the unjust relationship between the two at Tech got the whole thing started.
January 6th, 2012 at 11:44 AM ^
how did the whole CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU thing get started?
January 6th, 2012 at 11:46 AM ^
Orson was the first to try to make it clear that there is no truth to the rumors that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:28 PM ^
It started pretty much around the time Craig James concluded killing five hookers...
January 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM ^
I believe Orson explained that there is just as much truth to the statement "Mike Leach locked Adam James in a closet" as there is to "Craig James killed five hookers."
Orson was pointing out the injustice of Mike Leach losing his job over that whole load of B.S. while Craig James was still employed by ESPN, even after propogating the whole "my son was locked in a closet" myth.
January 6th, 2012 at 11:46 AM ^
but I'm not 100%. I don't think it was us.
January 6th, 2012 at 11:46 AM ^
Perhaps we could make a donation in memory of 5 prostitutes who were murdered in Dallas, TX between 1979-1982 by someone not named Craig James because he did not in fact MURDER 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
January 6th, 2012 at 11:59 AM ^
It would be funny if a large majority of his donations were from people who specifically mention that he did not kill hookers. Then, you could have a pie chart with people who don't think craig james killed hookers vs. everyone else.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:56 PM ^
That is epic win right there!! Anyone that Googles "craig james" looking for info on his campaign will now see that. It'd be awesome if this actually costs him votes.
January 6th, 2012 at 5:03 PM ^
This seems to imply that people who are allowed to vote would choose Craig James. I lose faith in humanity every day...
January 6th, 2012 at 6:18 PM ^
Craig James campaign actually had to issue a tweet about this. I think by adressing it James is giving legitimacy to the fact that Craig James Killed Five Hookers.
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2012/jan/06/craig-james-shrugs-google-b…
January 6th, 2012 at 6:19 PM ^
Damn.
January 6th, 2012 at 11:59 AM ^
Prairies lush with tall grass
Rivers run red
In the heat of the Texas night
Craig James
Killed 5 hookers
January 6th, 2012 at 5:21 PM ^
A great and wise man
Should lead the
State of Texas.
However, they should look elsewhere
Or Craig James will
Likely establish a law
Enabling the murder of female prostitutes.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:03 PM ^
I am confused are we donating money so he can by more hookers? Cause if it were true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU I think that's enough.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:05 PM ^
no one is actually saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. sometimes, rumors like that where CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU get out. but remember, just because there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, it doesnt stop us from hunting for the truth.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:08 PM ^
Hunter S. Thompson wrote about this, so who knows if it was factually accurate, but it goes like this:
Lyndon Johnson (who is losing his first run for congress) tell his staff to spread a rumor that his opponent has traumatized his family for years by having sex with one of the pigs on the family's farm. A Johnson staff member says, "Lyndon, we can't do that! It isn't true," to which LBJ responds, "I know, but let's make the bastard deny it."
January 6th, 2012 at 12:07 PM ^
How can just
One man running for office
Overcome the rumors that Craig James
Killed 5 hookers while at SMU
Eventhough these
Rumors are not true?
January 6th, 2012 at 12:09 PM ^
This needs to be James' campaign logo, I think.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM ^
Could it be
Really true that
In his playing days
At SMU, a
Gentleman named Craig
James killed
A bunch of hookers that his
Mustangs teammates
Each
Screwed?
Do not
Insinuate such
Dastardly falshoods that can
Intimidate or
Terrify voters.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:07 PM ^
dark, cold shed for he and his whiny son to reside in.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:12 PM ^
is such a stupid rumor. There's no way CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. It's just not possible. He was a bigtime athelete there with a bright future, there's no reason to believe that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. Even if CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, how would he have gotten away with it? It would be pretty big news that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU if it were true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. I think its only reasonable to assume that the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU is bogus and that anyone who believes that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU is insane.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:14 PM ^
there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED only 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. he maybe have killed more.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:21 PM ^
Speak up, son! I can barely hear you! Did you just say that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?
January 6th, 2012 at 12:46 PM ^
hope he wins so we do not have to listen to him call games anymore.
January 6th, 2012 at 12:51 PM ^
I am torn about which outcome will lead to the lesser of 2 evils
January 6th, 2012 at 1:06 PM ^
that the last hooker that Craig James slayed was none other than Mike Leach's mom. That was why Craig's son spent most of his time in a tool shed near the practice facility.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:20 PM ^
READY!
SET!
HUT!
GO!
Goddammit Craig!!! Wake up!
January 6th, 2012 at 5:00 PM ^
Fact: CRAIG JAMES may have KILLED 5 HOOKERS just before that picture was taken.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:35 PM ^
Listen, I may not be done with law school yet, but I think I've learned enough in Torts to say that asserting CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and then feasted on their dismembered corpses for weeks while wearing nothing but their scalps for a loincloth is most certainly libel. After all, there's just no proof whatsoever that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and then used their hollowed out skulls for his cereal bowls.
Since he's a public figure, saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU would only be libel if it was knowingly said falslely and with the intent to hurt his reputation. Since we have no proof either way, saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU AND USED THEIR BONES FOR HIS KITCHEN TABLE would be irresponsible at best, but very likely an intentional tort. Certainly, we have no evidence to suggest, or disprove, that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AND COPULATED WITH THEIR DECOMPOSING CORPSES WHILE AT SMU; thus, I would advise we refrain from all such wildly irresponsible statements.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:37 PM ^
...missing the point? Killing five hookers is just the initiation rite for entry to the Senate. That's why they are more powerful than the Crips.
January 6th, 2012 at 2:00 PM ^
Don't fret about the hookers you allegedly killed because
Ultimately, we all know that you are true and right to deny the those allegations that any
Child could see were simply made up as folly for the
Horrible deeds done by Leach to your son in the
Electrician's closed and dark Lubbock.closet.
January 6th, 2012 at 3:38 PM ^
Oh dear I think you left out a line there
Only one more line would fix this poem
Of course it won't bring back the FIVE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES KILLED
Obviously we all know what you meant even without that letter
January 6th, 2012 at 4:29 PM ^
Tuché. Tuché to you, sir.
January 6th, 2012 at 4:50 PM ^
Aside from the rumor that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU, the best thing about the ESPN article is that it is open season on him in the comment field. I really don't know how they could want to hire him back when he loses.
January 6th, 2012 at 6:29 PM ^
for Craig James, Fuck you and your spoiled fucking kid...
January 6th, 2012 at 9:40 PM ^
How many hookers did Craig James kill? I heard it was 5.
January 7th, 2012 at 2:05 AM ^
Craig James did not kill five hookers! It was actually four and a half.... one of them worked part-time as a waitress.
January 7th, 2012 at 5:56 AM ^
The Sons of The Republic of Texas, please do not vote for this schmuck. he has taken credit, although never confirmed, that he killed 5 hookers while getting paid to play football at SMU. the truth of the matter is, that Skip Bayless was the actual murderer and craig james begged and pleaded with Skip to allow him to take the spotlight that such a murder spree would generate. he took his 15 min of fame to help launch his TV career, because he really sucked at football. craig was merely an accomplice.