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OT: Donations for Craig James

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
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OT: Donations for Craig James

Ramzy over at 11 Warriers did something awesome.

He made a donation to Craig James to sneek in a statement about Craig James killing hookers.

What other acrostics could we make?

 

Behold, a fine candidate

Unique in his ability to

Return Texas to an

Important leader in

Education, while keeping the

Death penalty for criminals.

 

A beloved man from

Lubbock to Dallas

Is ready to emerge

Victorious over the

Evil liberals.

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
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That's awesome. Did this meme

That's awesome. Did this meme originate on mgo or was it from somewhere else? I remember that for a long time the first result for google search for craig james hooker was EPIC thread here.

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January 6th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
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EDSBS

An epic thread back in the summer involving Craig, HMS Leach, and the unjust relationship between the two at Tech got the whole thing started.

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
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Pardon my ignorance, but

how did the whole CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU thing get started?

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
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EDSBS

Orson was the first to try to make it clear that there is no truth to the rumors that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

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January 6th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
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It started pretty much around

It started pretty much around the time Craig James concluded killing five hookers...

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January 6th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
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I believe

I believe Orson explained that there is just as much truth to the statement "Mike Leach locked Adam James in a closet" as there is to "Craig James killed five hookers."

Orson was pointing out the injustice of Mike Leach losing his job over that whole load of B.S. while Craig James was still employed by ESPN, even after propogating the whole "my son was locked in a closet" myth.

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
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I think EDSBS,

but I'm not 100%. I don't think it was us.

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
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In Memorium

Perhaps we could make a donation in memory of 5 prostitutes who were murdered in Dallas, TX between 1979-1982 by someone not named Craig James because he did not in fact MURDER 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
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It would be funny if a large

It would be funny if a large majority of his donations were from people who specifically mention that he did not kill hookers. Then, you could have a pie chart with people who don't think craig james killed hookers vs. everyone else.

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
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the best part of the meme... autocomplete results

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
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That is epic win right

That is epic win right there!!  Anyone that Googles "craig james" looking for info on his campaign will now see that.  It'd be awesome if this actually costs him votes.

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January 6th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
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This seems to imply that

This seems to imply that people who are allowed to vote would choose Craig James.  I lose faith in humanity every day...

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January 6th, 2012 at 7:18 PM
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Craig James Response

Craig James campaign actually had to issue a tweet about this.  I think by adressing it James is giving legitimacy to the fact that Craig James Killed Five Hookers.

http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2012/jan/06/craig-james-shrugs-google-bo...

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January 6th, 2012 at 7:19 PM
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Double Post Please Ignore

Damn.

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
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I'll donate a food stamp.

Prairies lush with tall grass

Rivers run red

In the heat of the Texas night

Craig James

Killed 5 hookers 

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January 6th, 2012 at 6:21 PM
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A great and wise man Should

A great and wise man

Should lead the

State of Texas.

However, they should look elsewhere

Or Craig James will

Likely establish a law

Enabling the murder of female prostitutes.

 

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
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I am confused are we donating

I am confused are we donating money so he can by more hookers? Cause if it were true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU I think that's enough.

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
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no one is actually

no one is actually saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  sometimes, rumors like that where CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU get out.  but remember, just because there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, it doesnt stop us from hunting for the truth.

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
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My favorite political story:

Hunter S. Thompson wrote about this, so who knows if it was factually accurate, but it goes like this:

Lyndon Johnson (who is losing his first run for congress) tell his staff to spread a rumor that his opponent has traumatized his family for years by having sex with one of the pigs on the family's farm.  A Johnson staff member says, "Lyndon, we can't do that! It isn't true," to which LBJ responds, "I know, but let's make the bastard deny it." 

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
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How can just One man

How can just

One man running for office

Overcome the rumors that Craig James

Killed 5 hookers while at SMU

Eventhough these

Rumors are not true?

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
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^^^

This needs to be James' campaign logo, I think. 

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January 6th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
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You win the internet

Could it be

Really true that

In his playing days

At SMU, a

Gentleman named Craig

 

James killed

A bunch of hookers that his

Mustangs teammates

Each

Screwed?

 

Do not

Insinuate such

Dastardly falshoods that can

 

Intimidate or

Terrify voters.

 

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
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I will only donate a...

dark, cold shed for he and his whiny son to reside in.


 

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January 6th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
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I will be making my belated Christmas donation ASAP