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Ramzy over at 11 Warriers did something awesome.
He made a donation to Craig James to sneek in a statement about Craig James killing hookers.
What other acrostics could we make?
Behold, a fine candidate
Unique in his ability to
Return Texas to an
Important leader in
Education, while keeping the
Death penalty for criminals.
A beloved man from
Lubbock to Dallas
Is ready to emerge
Victorious over the
Evil liberals.
That's awesome. Did this meme originate on mgo or was it from somewhere else? I remember that for a long time the first result for google search for craig james hooker was EPIC thread here.
An epic thread back in the summer involving Craig, HMS Leach, and the unjust relationship between the two at Tech got the whole thing started.
how did the whole CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU thing get started?
Orson was the first to try to make it clear that there is no truth to the rumors that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.
It started pretty much around the time Craig James concluded killing five hookers...
I believe Orson explained that there is just as much truth to the statement "Mike Leach locked Adam James in a closet" as there is to "Craig James killed five hookers."
Orson was pointing out the injustice of Mike Leach losing his job over that whole load of B.S. while Craig James was still employed by ESPN, even after propogating the whole "my son was locked in a closet" myth.
but I'm not 100%. I don't think it was us.
Perhaps we could make a donation in memory of 5 prostitutes who were murdered in Dallas, TX between 1979-1982 by someone not named Craig James because he did not in fact MURDER 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
It would be funny if a large majority of his donations were from people who specifically mention that he did not kill hookers. Then, you could have a pie chart with people who don't think craig james killed hookers vs. everyone else.
That is epic win right there!! Anyone that Googles "craig james" looking for info on his campaign will now see that. It'd be awesome if this actually costs him votes.
This seems to imply that people who are allowed to vote would choose Craig James. I lose faith in humanity every day...
Craig James campaign actually had to issue a tweet about this. I think by adressing it James is giving legitimacy to the fact that Craig James Killed Five Hookers.
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2012/jan/06/craig-james-shrugs-google-bo...
Damn.
Prairies lush with tall grass
Rivers run red
In the heat of the Texas night
Craig James
Killed 5 hookers
A great and wise man
Should lead the
State of Texas.
However, they should look elsewhere
Or Craig James will
Likely establish a law
Enabling the murder of female prostitutes.
I am confused are we donating money so he can by more hookers? Cause if it were true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU I think that's enough.
no one is actually saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. sometimes, rumors like that where CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU get out. but remember, just because there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, it doesnt stop us from hunting for the truth.
Hunter S. Thompson wrote about this, so who knows if it was factually accurate, but it goes like this:
Lyndon Johnson (who is losing his first run for congress) tell his staff to spread a rumor that his opponent has traumatized his family for years by having sex with one of the pigs on the family's farm. A Johnson staff member says, "Lyndon, we can't do that! It isn't true," to which LBJ responds, "I know, but let's make the bastard deny it."
How can just
One man running for office
Overcome the rumors that Craig James
Killed 5 hookers while at SMU
Eventhough these
Rumors are not true?
This needs to be James' campaign logo, I think.
Could it be
Really true that
In his playing days
At SMU, a
Gentleman named Craig
James killed
A bunch of hookers that his
Mustangs teammates
Each
Screwed?
Do not
Insinuate such
Dastardly falshoods that can
Intimidate or
Terrify voters.
dark, cold shed for he and his whiny son to reside in.
