OT: Don Kelly photo caption contest
As many of you probably know, Don Kelly made a pretty sweet catch to save Jose Valverde's butt last night and seal the Tigers' win over the Mariners. Ted S. Warren got a great shot of the catch, and the various fan reactions around it, and I thought it would be fun to do a caption contest of it. Here's the pic:
I'll start:
Old guy: "I don't have a left arm, but great catch!"
Dude in M's rally cap: "Uhhh, he's grabbing my crotch. This is awkward."
Chick behind rally-cap dude: "OMG!! Is he grabbing this guy's crotch?!? I've got to get a look!"
Two bros behind the chick: "Hahaha WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Kelly: "What do I have to do to get some ass around here...oh wait, that's a dude!"
Guy in Ducks Shirt: "I will show my muscles if you come to my row!!"
Guy above Kelly's Right Knee: "Get all the way up there!!"
John Travolta makes a fantastic catch of his apparent new masseur
Guy in Oregon sweatshirt: "Quack!"
So is it a triple play since he snagged three balls?
Contest over. But I'll throw mine in anway: Rally cap guy "This wasn't the reach-around I was hoping for!"
Cooler than Don Draper
Old Man (w/o left arm): "Where is Bartman when you need him"...
Guy in orange jacket: "Ahh yes, everything is going perfectly according to plan."
Guy above Kelly's right knee: No, Don, you're doing it wrong. You need to make the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, like this.
Gonna put a little hot sauce on his ankle!
Right, a guy who plays professionally, quite well defensively, and a utility man several team would like to have due to his versatility, is awful...Plus, I hear he gives great HJs
Kelly is money
I'm just glad the Seattle fans didn't interfere, if I was one of the fans you know for damn sure I would have tried to knock it from Kelly's glove.
Free reach arounds to the first 500 fans.
FYI to you 500 fans in the smoking section, Don Kelly has been scratch from tonights lineup, due to an extremely sore, right wrist.....
Likely a big sellout for sure now!
Where's your left hand?
Kelly: Between two pillows....
Rally cap dude: THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!
Kelly to chick behind rally cap dude: Nice beaver
For use of "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles."
Old Guy: Man, I'd give my left arm to make a catch like that.. oh wait..
Balding guy in the very middle with the black jacket: "This isn't where I parked my car...."
Sorry, my balls....I mean, your balls...I mean, my bad....seriously, sorry for grabbing your crotch, dude, sigh....
Our Top Play and Not Top Play of the week: Detroits Don Kelley makes a spectacular dive into the stands in the 9th and catches 3 fly balls to preserve the win in yesterdays game.
Kelly: F-ing Valverde. I'm bailing his ass out again.
D. Kelly: No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
And Shane photobombing with the M...
I thought that was Shane in the gray, arms extended...
Kelly - "Something smells funky!"
Guy in gray sweatshirt (who looks sort of like Zack Novak): "TIGER BLOOD!"