OT - Did you know Chuck Norris was the first Leonidas?
I was introduced to this little gem of nearly lost film history over the weekend. I thought you would all enjoy. Chuck Norris, Kicking people into wells since 1982! (Clip is from Silent Rage. The cover is almost as good as the clip!) 
Only in America. And only in the '80s. Just priceless writing, acting, etc. Fuck Inception, Blind Rage is the best movie ever.
But true nonetheless.
There is no good excuse for that one. I must have been subconsciously thinking about other 80's awesomeness and mixed in Blind Fury.
Ol' Chuck just turned 70. He's still in good shape. Good clip.
...thanks to Chuck Norris.
He could pick his own age and be younger, but he's too busy saving us from the Communists.
That Total Gym must be working for him
was actually Nigel de Jong:
Therefore, by the transitive property of mighty chest kicks, Chuck Norris is Nigel de Jong.
The only thing worse than Chuck Norris' silent rage is Minor Rage.
the death grip. . . .