OT: Denise Redux
Oh, how Denise is missed.
Apparently, her agent caught wind of our creeped-out forum and, assessing Denise's surge in popularity, demanded more money from Taco Bell than those corporate bastards were willing to dish out. Because the next "inside deal for everyone" commercial did not feature Denise's likeness.
It did, however, feature a completely half-assed attempt at exploiting Denise's popularity. Do they have no shame? Trying to profit from Denise by teasing us... "Is Denise here?" The excitement in the audience builds. Redhead girl, annoyedly beckons for Denise ... waiting... waiting.
Nothing. Crushing disappointment.
And now, the latest installment: tortada commercial featuring the John Gruden lookalike. Why, oh why, has Taco Bell reused every actor from the brilliant Denise commercial except Denise herself? What cruel torture is this? Am I alone in my angst?
April 19th, 2010 at 12:38 AM ^
Can someone please teach me how to make my own Gordita so I never have to give these bastards another cent?
It has the same effect: constant and unmerciful diarrhea.
April 19th, 2010 at 12:39 AM ^
You could always look at Internet porn like most men instead of continuing to endure the "blue balls" treatment from Denise.
April 19th, 2010 at 12:55 AM ^
Denise is an angel! I won't have you insult her good name just because she has the class and decency not to let herself get peed on in front of the entire internet.
I love that you immediately went to urination. I'm not sure how much porn actually contains girls getting peed on but you just went for it.
April 19th, 2010 at 11:45 AM ^
just so I could +1 you both for this one... The shock / suprise factor was off the charts.... Well played...lol...
If nobody is getting peed on you might as well be watching people shaking hands or square-dancing. Just my e-pinion.
April 19th, 2010 at 12:44 AM ^
Just switch in Denise Milani. That would more than compensate.
April 19th, 2010 at 12:45 AM ^
Sadness, in it's most pure form.
I love ad campaigns that become self-aware. Actually no, I don't. It's annoying as hell.
She had me with her cute smile.
April 19th, 2010 at 11:47 AM ^
.."Would you like to see my new and improved taco???"
I think she was murdered by the overly anxious guy from the first commercial. I was picking up bad vibes on that whole situation.
and Mrs. Close Shave America can get together and start a murder-cult.
I know she has no soul, but she's hot and clearly will be receptive, what with the constant jilting in favor of Denise. A little desperation goes a LONG way.
April 19th, 2010 at 10:03 AM ^
She is cute enough in her own right, simply overshadowed by the enchanting beauty of Denise. But yeah, redheads. I don't know what it is but, well, you know. Stereotypes. I'm done here.
April 19th, 2010 at 10:05 AM ^
I love redheads so it's the best of both worlds with those two. I would show her just as much affection as I would Denise, if not more...
April 19th, 2010 at 10:08 AM ^
Yeah I'm a bit disappointed in the direction Taco Bell has taken their ads.
We Demand more Denise!
April 19th, 2010 at 11:09 AM ^
Shit dude, what's with the neg bang?
April 19th, 2010 at 12:51 PM ^
was not hot at all. Come on guys, seriously? Step up your standards.
Yay another self-aware advertising campaign. Kind of like those Geico caveman commercials that stopped being funny five years ago.
Once we get away from our important lives.
I'm thinking of starting up a Bowl Game, just so they can show more Denise. While I agree with some that the redhead is cute too, frustrated redhead without Denise is like some of Purplestuff's porn without the money shot.
I like redheads so they can just keep this train right on rolling.